I'm writing a zombie novel.

It's set in my hometown, and the six main characters barricade themselves inside a Wal-Mart.

 

You need to make the toys come to life and choke the old man.

 

Isn't that . . . exactly like every zombie film ever made? Especially Dawn of the Dead?

 

hmmmm.... *scratches head*.... unless they were all JEDI ZOMBIES!

 

Or if they were all RSA's

 

Seriously guys, he said fiction, not non-fiction!

 

Well, it's coming along nicely now (got 115 pages written). Too bad I can't say the same about this thread...

 

You should TOTALLY kill people, reanimate them and then kill them again...



...you know, for 'research'

 

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!"

 

I like to start with the fingers. That way the rest stays fresher.

 

So...it's coming along well...the latest problems have to do with the automotive department...

 

I'm a HUGE zombie nut so....GODSPEED on your novel.