I know he wouldn't approve of microwaving it via 2 hot dog buns, and then calling it "grilled cheese".
If Zack can read this, I apologize for doubting the meaning of your existence back in the day. Forgive me, Zack!
Where is Zack anyways? I see him on FB sometimes, but not around here. I hope he didn't get shanked while handing out shoes to homeless girls on skidrow..