JCC IMDB Parental Guide? HELL. YES.

Pulp Fiction?

 

nope

• Murder/Suicide (M):
• double murder by explosion
• multiple murders by explosion
• murder by blade
• murder by fall

 

RUSH HOUR TWO

EDIT: Possibly Rush Hour 1.

 

The Fast and the Furious

 

wocky wins! i was hoping you would.

Rush Hour 2. "graphic traffic dangers" indeed. this guy freakin' hates the rush hour films, btw. chris tucker in particular gets him riled. one thing im curious about is he downgrades the third film for "racial favoritism".

anyways lets keep the gravy train rollin...

ROUND THREE

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)

• portraying a little girl trying to commit suicide to be with her daddy since he is in Heaven
• reckless driving, repeatedly
• defacing school property
• shoplifting
• "Years of shoplifting" and proud of it
• credit theft
• teen trespassing
• wrongdoing then implicating others to extort

 

Clueless?

 

Why is there a note at the top explaining their lack of association with Landover Baptists and Westboro Baptist?

 

A Fish Called Wanda?

 

where? post it hahaha

there's just so many eastereggs on this site. like this picture of him that's at the bottom of some reviews and not others for some reason:



here's the next game section:

• Impudence/Hate (I)
• 11 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary, thrice by a teen
• one use of the most foul of the foul words, by a teen
• belittlement of the Jewish people
• death wish
• hateful bumper sticker
• lies, repeatedly
• vulgar gesture
• teen arrogance at father
• portrayal of parents as shallow and cheap

 

Apt Pupil?

 

Saved?

 

Look at the top box of your Rush Hour link. Where it has the CAP Score and influence density. In the same big blue box there is a smaller box with this note.

 

Bring It On VII?

 

adam wins!! Saved! it is. this one's got an extra angry write-up that's worth a peek

• Sexual Immorality (S)
• excessive cleavage, repeatedly, some by teen a girl
• camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
• "I think I'm gay"
• gay porn mag, repeatedly
• teen girl seducing ten boy
• sounds and shaking of intercourse, repeatedly
• below navel skin - female
• suggestive eye movement
• sex comments, repeatedly
• teens in bed together, him obviously nude, her in her underwear, ostensibly after intercourse
• teen exposing breasts at Christian school assembly and with no consequences
• teen shouting admission of sexual immoral behavior
• dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
• intentional exposure of thong underwear
• vulgar comment
• teen pregnancy by immoral sex
• vulgar straddle of girl atop boy
• additional admission of teen sexual immorality, repeatedly
• open mouth kissing
• homosexual presence, repeatedly
  
  Drugs/Alcohol (D):
• teen smoking, repeatedly
• teen drunkenness
  
  Offense to God (O)
• implied adulterous sexual attraction to pastor
• "Pretty sure it wasn't a sin"
• "Jesus directed me to do it" (sexually immoral behavior)
• "The ultimate rebel - Jesus"
• thanking Jesus for seeing teen girl's breasts
• faking of speaking in tongues
• mockery of Christian faith and Christ, repeatedly, frequent
• sex ed in Christian school with detailed teaching aides
• "Jesus isn't listening"
• "Happy Halloween" in Christian haunted house
• "a now religion, a now God"
• "I thought is was what Jesus wanted me to do to help Dean"
• portraying Jesus and faith as shallow
• using Salvation for personal gain
• "Don't you think she (Mary, mother of Jesus) made it all up"
• adulterous feelings
• adulterous kiss
• vulgar talk about Jesus on Cross in only a loin cloth
• "Watch me walking away from Jesus"
• many vulgar and dirty comment graffiti about God and Jesus
• "God is punishing us through Mary"
• doing evil because "Jesus told me to"
• "Why would God make us all different if He wanted us all to be the same"
  
  Murder/Suicide (M)
• none noted

ROUND FOUR:

someone else jump in if you think im making these too easy. this one might be an easy one too but i like the review a lot so im gonna use it:

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)

• multiple gunfire to kill (unseen but heard)
• breaking and entering, twice, once with property destruction
• physical assault
• extortion to manipulate jury selection, repeatedly
• arson to cover up breaking and entering
• attempted suicide by overdose
• planning corruption of jury performance throughout
• malfeasance
• jury tampering, repeatedly
• abduction assault with injury
• knife threat
• stabbing assault
• falsification of 911 call

 

haha wocky that's amazing

 

The Runaway Jury is about the only one I can come up with for this one.

 

The rural juror

 

yeah, it was too easy. you got it in one, juliet. Runaway Jury

• Impudence/Hate (I)
• 25 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
• two uses of the most foul of the foul words
• facial piercing
• rudeness leading to physical assault
• adult tantrum
• deceit
  
  Sexual Immorality (S)
• sexual innuendo, repeatedly
• man and woman in bed making out
• vulgar "Southern Tail" tale
  
  Drugs/Alcohol (D):
• smoking, repeatedly
• drinking, repeatedly, including to soothe nerves
• bar
• booze
  
  Offense to God (O)
• three uses of God's name in vain, one with the four letter expletive
• blaming death on God's Plan
  
  Murder/Suicide (M)
• gunfire murders (projectile impact unseen), repeatedly
• unseen suicide

im abdicating to juliet or whoever else wants to do the next one.

 

Okay, I'll take a stab at it.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W) - Zero out of 100

• unarmed breaking and entering to commit robbery
• unarmed robbery
• flight to elude
• causing property damage in traffic
• police action violence
• action and alien violence of varying intensities, frequent
• pilot death by crash
• multiple injuries
• massive destruction, repeatedly
• civil chaos
  
• Impudence/Hate (I) - Zero out of 100
• 38 uses of profanity plus two uses of masked most foul of the foul words
• unsportsmanlike conduct with injury

 

Independence Day?

 

Nope, guess again.

Sexual Immorality (S) - 69 out of 100

• dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
• rude gaze
• man in a bathtub
• brief male nudity
• man in towel only
• inappropriate touch, female to male
• woman on man prone making out
• camera angle to force viewer on private parts
  

 

cant be, they used the south african pronounciation of **** way more times than twice