JCC IMDB Parental Guide? HELL. YES.

I like the one for That's My Boy, where it summarily concludes:

No one under 16 should watch this movie.

 

Nope. The content for the last three cats are rather short so they're grouped together:

Drugs/Alcohol (D) - 53 out of 100

• booze, repeatedly
• bar, repeatedly
• drinking, repeatedly
• drunkenness
  
  Offense to God (O) - 67 out of 100
• two abuses of God's name with the four letter expletive and 6 without it
  
  Murder/Suicide (M) - 94 out of 100
• murder of two humans by an alien
  

 

The Hidden?

 

Nope. Battleship.

Next one up:

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)

• fall with injury
• violation of court order
• escape and aiding escape
• police maneuvers with firearms

 

points for the peter capaldi-tar, btw, adam

 

Impudence/Hate (I)

• lies, repeatedly
• divorce with visitation battle
• series of adult name-calling
• son defying father's instructions, repeatedly
• one use of the three/four letter word vocabulary
• flatulence, repeatedly
• adolescent arrogance at fair authority
• adolescent disrespect for police

 

Kramer Vs. Kramer?

 

mrs doubtfire

 

Sexual Immorality (S)

• adulterous flirtation
• long sequence of adult in underwear
• claim of sleeping "buck naked"
• innuendo with lustful gaze
• dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure
  
  The last three have scant little in them , so I'll just go ahead and lump them all together:
• Drugs/Alcohol (D):
• booze to celebrate
• call for alcoholic beverage to soothe
  
  Offense to God (O)
• Christmas without Jesus
• five uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive
  
  Murder/Suicide (M)
• none noted*

*Which I found funny because there's at least one significant death in this film.

 

Deck the Halls?

 

Nope. Care to give it one more try before the reveal?

 

Every 80s holiday film ever?

 

Nope. The Santa Claus-e (the Original one, not the sequels that followed)

Okay one more round.

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

• firearms for hunting, control, and killing
• uncounted deaths due to battle, beatings, axe, and bludgeoning. Some very graphic. A few of them showing the weapon passing into and through the victim's body
• dead bodies, many
• a heart being cut out of its host (cutting and removal not seen, but heart held high)
• a victim of a mercy killing while being burned alive

 

The Last of the Mohicans?

 

We have a winner!

The heart thing kind of cut down on the possiblities huh?

IAreTheInternets you want to take over from here?

Edit: Anyway, here's the rest of the cats for The Last of the Mohicans:

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):

• six uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
• a daughter's arrogance against her father's authority
• two suggestions of sexual liberties taken with abducted women
  
  Sex/Homosexuality (S):
• many scenes of male posterior flesh
• inappropriate touch
• necking
• suggestion of taking sexual liberties with an adbuctee
  
  Drugs/Alcohol (D):
• note noted
  
  Offense to God (O)(2):
• one use of God's name in vain but without the four letter expletive
  
  Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
• suicide to end abduction

 

Temple of Doom.

edit: damn

 

One post too late and and off by a mile anyway, JP

 

I'm going to bed soonish, but yeah I can most definitely give it a try:
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

• gun battles with deaths, repeatedly
• severed "alive" human-looking robotic parts
• cutting self
• talking disembodied head
• planning murder, individual and mass
• threat to kill
• brutality
• abduction
• invasive blood procedure
• gunfire murder
• multiple dead bodies
• action violence, repeatedly, some graphic and severe
• fight with blade with injuries
• death by fall
• attempted knife murder
• graphic impalement

 

iRobot?

 

Offense to God (O)(2):

• "clone-ology"
• control by telepathy
• reference to display of nudity at wedding being symbolic of "rebirth"
  
  Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
• multiple and graphic murders
• suicide of an already dying man by pulling himself along the object that impaled him
• suicide as self-sacrifice to save others

 

Matrix Revolutions?

 

Doctor Who?