JCC IMDB Parental Guide? HELL. YES.

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  1. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Got it in one! (Seriously though, he gave that kind of review to the freaking Lion King?)
  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV - Vacationing and stuff

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    One can only imagine what he thinks of Hamlet, or just how much sexual innuendo flies straight over his head.
  3. halibut Chosen One

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  4. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I'm going to have to give this post a very low ranking on the Sexual Immorality scale.
  5. halibut Chosen One

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  6. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Wonder what his views are on The Passion of the Christ?
  7. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Here you go. He said it's too violent for kids.

    I'm more amused about his review of Pinocchio. Seriously, Pinocchio?

    Oh, here's a fun one!

    Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
    • butcher knife as solo object in lead-in
    • threats to kill, one with perversion
    • expression of killing being a drug with addictive properties
    • cover-up maneuvers
    • human head in refrigerator
    • toying with knives while talking to date
    • holding nailgun to date's head, threatening murder
    • two bloody bodies hanging in closet
    • yanking sheets off exposing bloody face (cannibalism)
    • chasing prostitute (while chaser is nude) with a chain saw
    • confession of murders to lawyer
    • notepad drawings of extreme bizarre imagery: perversion, vulgarity, murder, blood, nudity, rape, dismemberment, cannibalism, more
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  8. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    american psycho. too easy
  9. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Love that movie. It's so gross.
  10. Skywalker8921 Jedi Grand Master

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    WHAAAT?!!
  11. halibut Chosen One

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    Great contribution after 18 months
  12. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Since this thread was up, I decided to look up a documentary I just finished rewatching. This was definitely the choice category:

    Frightening/Intense Scenes
    • There are numerous scenes in this film which will be frightening and/or upsetting for some viewers. The scenes described in the "Violence & Gore" section are intense and may be disturbing to some viewers.

    • There are numerous scenes which depict church burnings. Some viewers will find this upsetting.

    • In addition, there are several lengthy interview scenes in which a character describes, in detail, the events which led to him murdering another man. He describes the events and violent actions taken with a visible lack of remorse, and also makes several statements relating to his ongoing involvement in white power movements. This may be upsetting to some viewers.

    • Some of the background music is black metal, an intense and deliberately abrasive style of extreme metal. Some viewers may find this uncomfortable or upsetting.


    The documentary in question? Until the Light Takes Us.
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    This was the first thread I followed. I have no idea why. I'm getting nostalgic now.
  14. Skywalker8921 Jedi Grand Master

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    Sorry, I just found the thread and this jumped out at me. What is this person thinking?!!

    Yes, I've seen all five "Twilight" films and actually like them, but this guy is nuts to say this.
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  15. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    I'm a glutton for punishment apparently: Here's his review for Madagascar 3:

    Wanton Violence/Crime (W) - Zero out of 100
    • action violence of varying intensity, frequent
    • breaking and entering
    • physical assault with multiple slaps
    • reckless endangerment with knives, repeatedly
    • threat with knife and broken bottle
    • multiple firearms to control
    • reckless gunfire
    • prison break
    • fighting with weapons
    • multiple assaults on law enforcement personnel
    • attempted murder by drugs

      Impudence/Hate (I)- 31 out of 100
    • desertion
    • regurgitation in detail
    • rampant destruction of private property
    • lying, repeatedly
    • wielding a knife to intimidate
    • physical rudeness
    • child being forced up an elephant's anus or vagina
    • masking of the most foul of the foul words
    • masked profanity, twice

      Sexual Immorality (S)- 64 out of 100
    • vulgar innuendo
    • reference to performing in the nude
    • attention to and animated display of human-like posterior, repeatedly
    • pelvic thrusts
    • women as toys/ornaments
    • exaggerated female anatomy (clothed), repeatedly
    • rude gaze

      Drugs/Alcohol (D)- 88 out of 100
    • use of tranquilizers to control, repeatedly
    • smoking

      Offense to God (O)- 92 out of 100
    • gambling
    • devil imagery
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  16. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    What? No mention of the kid sitting next to Frost on the airplane?
  17. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    No warning for folks who are particular about the pronunciation of crispy, either.
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  18. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Crispy Corn Flakes are the way to go. I can agree with Varg on that topic, at least.
  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I would have liked to have been in the room with a video camera when that guy watched 25 minutes of The Birdcage. His poor little homophobic heart got quite the shock.

    ROTFLMFAO

    I think hot ash just rained down from the sky or something.

    ETA: And daaaaaaammmmmmnnnn...

    Directly from Satan himself...Brokeback Mountain

    Well isn't that special.
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  20. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Man this is like reading VLM's Derp thread.
  21. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    "Robin Williams, the voice of Genie in Aladdin who said "I love you too, Al" and acting with children in Jumanji was right there on the screen kissing on other men!"

    The horror... the horror...
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  22. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Oh, man, this was a great thread.
  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    So... the documentary, with a title lifted from the Burzum album Hvis lyset tar oss and detailing the black metal scene in Norway in the 90s... might have scenes of church burnings (yay), descriptions of a murder, and a black metal soundtrack?

    I am glad I know this now.

    EDIT: I can't remember if they show Death's suicide picture that Euronymous took, or not?
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  24. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Yeah they show it for a few seconds.
  25. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Good ol' Dawn of the Black Hearts. In fairness, they mentioned that in the "violence" category.
    Last edited by Ramza, Jun 16, 2014