Saga Imperial Girl (song parody)

Imperial Girl
(sung to the tune of Material Girl by Madonna)

Some boys wear black, some boys wear grey
I think they're O.K.
If they don't wear the bone-white armor
I just walk away.

They can beg and they can plead
But they must wear the white, that's right
'cause the boy with Jango Fett's face
is always mister right,

'cause we are
Living in an Imperial World
And I am an Imperial Girl
You know that we are living in an Imperial World
And I am an Imperial Girl.

Some shoot Ewoks, some die by rocks
That's all right with me
If they don't have some binders then I
have to let them be.

Some boys fly, and some boys die but
I don't let them play
Only boys that fight the Rebels
See my landing bay

'cause they are
Living in an Imperial World
And I am an Imperial Girl
You know that we are living in an Imperial World
And I am an Imperial Girl.

[Troopers Sing]
Living in an Imperial world
[Girl: Imperial!]
Living in an Imperial world
Living in an Imperial world
[Girl: Imperial!]
Living in an Imperial world

Death Star came, blew up my home
That's Alderaan you see
The Alliance has changed my mind
Now the Empire's after me

'cause everybody's
Living in an Imperial World
And I was an Imperial Girl
You know that we are living in an Imperial World
And I was an Imperial Girl.

An Imperial, An Imperial, An Imperial, An Imperial world.

[Troopers Sing]
Living in an Imperial world
[Girl: Imperial!]
Living in an Imperial world

 

LOL that was good... my favorite part:
"Some boys fly, and some boys die but
I don't let them play
Only boys that fight the Rebels
See my landing bay"