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Imperium Ultra Class Star Destoyer

Discussion in 'Archive: Games: RPG & Miniatures' started by Fehya, Oct 30, 2005.

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  1. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    May 30, 2003
    The Imperium
    Craft: Reconstitution Shipyards Ultra-Class Star Destroyer
    Type: ginormous nightmare of unrealistic proportions
    Scale: over the top "Ours go up to 11, see"
    Length: stretch of the immagination
    Crew: feeling pretty safe inside
    Crew skill: 20d of politicing in order to get assigned to this project.
    Troops: heavily trained & well rested
    Consumables: small civilizations
    Cost: unbelievable
    Hyperdrive: more power than it takes to blow up a planet
    backup hyperdrive: big enough to park a stardestroyer in.
    Nav Computer: eats the Great Hyperlobic Omni Cogni Neutron Wrangler for breakfast.
    Maneuverability: Dead Whale on a rollerskate
    Space: takes up a lot, moves like a slug on depressants
    Atmosphere: formal military, but with more smugness
    Hull: Thicker than an american tourist
    Shields: bounce class 3 asteroids
    Sensors: there's something out there? target practice!
    Weapons: so many that it really doesn't matter.
    Carried vessels: as many as it really wants to. How many ships can fit on an average planet?
     
  2. Fehya

    Fehya Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 21, 2005
    LOVE YOUR REPLY.
    You've got to have fun.
    All the best
     
  3. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    May 30, 2003
    Glad you liked it. Feel free to reprint & share with whomever. (OK the Great Omni Cogni Neutron Wrangler is probablly TM property of Douglas Adams, but the rest is me.)


    Actually, I'm normally too much of a smart-ass for people to tollerate for very long. Or I'm so quiet people don't notice me. Depends how much sugar & sleep I've had.
     
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