Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by SithLord-Mixo, May 14, 2003.
repairs the files for an e-divorce::
I give this another month...tops.
We are so happy now that the Huggards have given up with their jealousy and meddling.
We are even considering starting a true e-family
But...Hawk wrote me poetry...
Poetry i have gave you in the past. Surely actions are now more relevant.
Every night i look into your e-eyes and get the inspiration to become a better person.
As you sleep i watch you e-breathe and i know that 2morrow will be a better day that you are around.
^I sense a b*tch-slap coming on.
Does anyone else feel really dirty and violated?
Yeah! This mud doesn't come out, I'm sending it to the dry cleaners.
:: Walks out then walks back in stark naked ::
Ah love is bliss!
*Sees TJ and screams*
My eyes! I've been blinded!!!
How dare you expose yourself to my daughter!!
It'll only be afew minutes!
:: Sits down and enjoys every second of it ::
For the honor of my darling Shara
For the innocence of my precious princess
I beg you not!
Please, if you don't like it turn around :: Continues to sit in the recliner and feel air in places never been touched by wind before ::
My Important Announcement is:
THE GATHERER IS BACK!
Yeah, where the hell have you been Gath? Spamming Oceania?
Where is my wedding present
More importantly: did you bring pie? or beer? And if so, can you please donate it to the "PoT and RP are researching the effects upon society should they discover beer and/or pie donated by Gath" foundation. It truly is a worthy cause.
TJ...don't cross your legs whatever you do.
Cross your legs! Cross your legs!
Donates 2 kegs of beer and a box of pies to RP and PoT's foundation because it sounds like worthy cause, just don't forget to share with me guys
All in the name of love!
I like it and i am sure my e-wife does also
:: Crosses legs ::
Sorry I didn't quite catch what you said then Lord vader, what was it?
*Points gun at TJ*
I'm gonna have to ask you not to do that again.
*Leans toward TJ*
Remember what I said last night? Well, I did it.
Erm... I think I'll go get a dressing robe...