FF:VIC Important Announcement

repairs the files for an e-divorce::

I give this another month...tops.

 

We are so happy now that the Huggards have given up with their jealousy and meddling.

We are even considering starting a true e-family

 

But...Hawk wrote me poetry...

 

Poetry i have gave you in the past. Surely actions are now more relevant.

Every night i look into your e-eyes and get the inspiration to become a better person.
As you sleep i watch you e-breathe and i know that 2morrow will be a better day that you are around.

 

^I sense a b*tch-slap coming on.

 

Does anyone else feel really dirty and violated?

 

Yeah! This mud doesn't come out, I'm sending it to the dry cleaners.

:: Walks out then walks back in stark naked ::

 

Ah love is bliss!

 

*Sees TJ and screams*

My eyes! I've been blinded!!!

 

How dare you expose yourself to my daughter!!

 

It'll only be afew minutes!

:: Sits down and enjoys every second of it ::

 

For the honor of my darling Shara
For the innocence of my precious princess

I beg you not!

 

Please, if you don't like it turn around :: Continues to sit in the recliner and feel air in places never been touched by wind before ::

 

My Important Announcement is:

THE GATHERER IS BACK!

 

You left?

Yeah, where the hell have you been Gath? Spamming Oceania?

 

Where is my wedding present

 

More importantly: did you bring pie? or beer? And if so, can you please donate it to the "PoT and RP are researching the effects upon society should they discover beer and/or pie donated by Gath" foundation. It truly is a worthy cause.

 

TJ...don't cross your legs whatever you do.

 

Cross your legs! Cross your legs!

 

Donates 2 kegs of beer and a box of pies to RP and PoT's foundation because it sounds like worthy cause, just don't forget to share with me guys

 

All in the name of love!

I like it and i am sure my e-wife does also

 

:: Crosses legs ::

Sorry I didn't quite catch what you said then Lord vader, what was it?

 

*Points gun at TJ*

I'm gonna have to ask you not to do that again.

 

*Leans toward TJ*

Remember what I said last night? Well, I did it.

 

Erm... I think I'll go get a dressing robe...