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JCC Improve the condom, get $100,000 from Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 25, 2013.

  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  2. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Glow in the dark.
     
  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Dirty Talk condoms, for those shy folks that can't.
     
  5. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm sure we could engineer some kind of super-light latex with nanotechnology and whatnot. Though it'd probably also make for one heck of an expensive condom.
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Three words:

    Spermicidal.

    Lubricating.

    Nanobots.
     
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  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    I posted this in Whacky News a few days ago.
     
  8. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    ramza i have simplified your idea into one word: robocondom.
     
  9. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Condoms that cure homosexuality.
     
  10. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    Condoms that also cook and clean.
     
  11. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Condoms that light your cigarette for you, after.
     
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  12. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    A condom that goes on like Spider-man's black suit did. But without being alive itself, of course.
     
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  13. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    How about reusable lubricated condoms? Just put them in the dishwasher when you're done, and voila!
     
  14. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    Condoms that regrow your foreskin.
     
  15. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Jan 17, 2004
    Shhhh, he'll hear you!
     
  16. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Yeah, last thing we need is one of his overzealous, puritanical tirades infecting this lulz thread.
     
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Yeah, glow in the darks have existed for awhile. I had some when I was in college in the early 90s.
     
  18. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Make one you can actually feel something through.
     
  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Musical condoms
     
  20. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    In a variety of tunes: Tone Loc, 2 Live Crew, or 80s love songs.
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I was thinking when one is about to climax, the SW theme starts to play.
     
  22. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    Turn them inside out so they're ribbed for your pleasure.
     
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  23. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Paper cups.
     
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  24. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    omfg!
     
  25. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The whole body condom, for people who like to spend time with employees of the sex trade.

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