JCC Improve the condom, get $100,000 from Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 25, 2013.

  1. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  2. timmoishere Jedi Grand Master

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  3. Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod

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  4. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Dirty Talk condoms, for those shy folks that can't.
  5. Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm sure we could engineer some kind of super-light latex with nanotechnology and whatnot. Though it'd probably also make for one heck of an expensive condom.
  6. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Three words:

    Spermicidal.

    Lubricating.

    Nanobots.
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  7. Juliet316 Force Ghost

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    I posted this in Whacky News a few days ago.
  8. tom Force Ghost

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    ramza i have simplified your idea into one word: robocondom.
  9. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    Condoms that cure homosexuality.
  10. Bale Jedi Master

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    Condoms that also cook and clean.
  11. CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master

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    Condoms that light your cigarette for you, after.
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  12. George Roper Jedi Knight

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    A condom that goes on like Spider-man's black suit did. But without being alive itself, of course.
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  13. DantheJedi Jedi Master

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    How about reusable lubricated condoms? Just put them in the dishwasher when you're done, and voila!
  14. Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master

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    Condoms that regrow your foreskin.
  15. DarthLowBudget Jedi Master

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    Shhhh, he'll hear you!
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  16. Darth_Invidious Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, last thing we need is one of his overzealous, puritanical tirades infecting this lulz thread.
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  17. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of CT, SW Saga and Lucasfilm Ltd

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    Yeah, glow in the darks have existed for awhile. I had some when I was in college in the early 90s.
  18. yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master

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    Make one you can actually feel something through.
  19. I Are The Internets SFTC Tiemaster (Nov '16)

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  20. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of CT, SW Saga and Lucasfilm Ltd

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    In a variety of tunes: Tone Loc, 2 Live Crew, or 80s love songs.
  21. I Are The Internets SFTC Tiemaster (Nov '16)

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    I was thinking when one is about to climax, the SW theme starts to play.
  22. Bale Jedi Master

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    Turn them inside out so they're ribbed for your pleasure.
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  23. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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  24. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    omfg!
  25. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    The whole body condom, for people who like to spend time with employees of the sex trade.

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