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JCC Improve the condom, get $100,000 from Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 25, 2013.

  1. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    There is a small version... they just don't call it small... they call it "snug."

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    At high pressure and with industrial equipment, yes. That's to make sure they meet the standards for strength before breaking so manufacturing errors can be caught. It doesn't mean they'll fit everyone in normal use. "XL's" and "magnums" have names tailored to the male ego, obviously, but there is a wide variety of sizes besides those and "snug" (lol).
     
  3. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Finally!

    So this is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
     
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  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    How about a condom that can also work as a gun in case terrorists invade the house?
    [face_flag]
     
  5. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Would be bad if it went off accidentally, akin to Superman jizzing, I imagine.
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Then Donald Trump would be the one offering the 100K reward.
     
  7. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Plastic cups?
     
  9. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dip your boner in quick-drying epoxy resin.

    One hundred grand please, Bill.
     
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    How a bout a condom that also functions as a condo?
     
  11. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Who needs that! I have foreskin enough for two.
     
  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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  13. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    this thread is by far one of the weirdest subject matter ideas ever...

    and the ideas are also full of lol
     
  14. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    I propose we put your icon picture on every condom. That hideous visage is sure to put women off sex.
     
  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Seriously?

    Chocolate flavored, people.
     
  16. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Hmm, it's a tough choice. But as chocolate flavor exist, and improvements are required, bacon wins the day.
     
  17. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    what about chocolate bacon?
     
  18. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    We're supposed to be improving condoms, not de-valuing life.
     
  19. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    So....a Sex Pistol?
     
  20. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    What freaked me out about the condom I tried was that it fit perfectly.
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Your input on the subject matter as always is so deep and thoughtful.
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Someone doesn't want sausage to taste like bacon.
     
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  23. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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  24. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    If Mr Gates had been paying more attention, he would have read the two-month old news and realised his idea is not needed.


    He can keep his money and continue to use it in his overseas charity work instead. Or for whatever else he wants to do, like buy yachts.
     
  25. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    That story isn't really detailed enough, it's one study, journalistic reporting of science, Gates isn't saying sex with condoms is awful, improving the condom has a lot to do with his work overseas, hopefully it distracts him from his misguided school reform in the States, blah blah blah.

    Also, I'm SHOCKED that women find sex more pleasurable when it doesn't hurt. Thanks NY Daily News!