JCC Improve the condom, get $100,000 from Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 25, 2013.

  1. harpua Chosen One

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    There is a small version... they just don't call it small... they call it "snug."

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  2. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    At high pressure and with industrial equipment, yes. That's to make sure they meet the standards for strength before breaking so manufacturing errors can be caught. It doesn't mean they'll fit everyone in normal use. "XL's" and "magnums" have names tailored to the male ego, obviously, but there is a wide variety of sizes besides those and "snug" (lol).
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Mar 25, 2013
  3. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Finally!

    So this is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
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  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    How about a condom that can also work as a gun in case terrorists invade the house?
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  5. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Would be bad if it went off accidentally, akin to Superman jizzing, I imagine.
  6. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Then Donald Trump would be the one offering the 100K reward.
  7. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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  8. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  9. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dip your boner in quick-drying epoxy resin.

    One hundred grand please, Bill.
  10. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    How a bout a condom that also functions as a condo?
  11. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Who needs that! I have foreskin enough for two.
  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  13. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    this thread is by far one of the weirdest subject matter ideas ever...

    and the ideas are also full of lol
  14. Diggy Force Ghost

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    I propose we put your icon picture on every condom. That hideous visage is sure to put women off sex.
  15. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  16. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Hmm, it's a tough choice. But as chocolate flavor exist, and improvements are required, bacon wins the day.
  17. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    what about chocolate bacon?
  18. Diggy Force Ghost

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    We're supposed to be improving condoms, not de-valuing life.
  19. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    So....a Sex Pistol?
  20. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    What freaked me out about the condom I tried was that it fit perfectly.
  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Your input on the subject matter as always is so deep and thoughtful.
  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Someone doesn't want sausage to taste like bacon.
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  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    o_O
    Last edited by anakinfansince1983, Mar 29, 2013
  24. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    If Mr Gates had been paying more attention, he would have read the two-month old news and realised his idea is not needed.


    He can keep his money and continue to use it in his overseas charity work instead. Or for whatever else he wants to do, like buy yachts.
  25. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    That story isn't really detailed enough, it's one study, journalistic reporting of science, Gates isn't saying sex with condoms is awful, improving the condom has a lot to do with his work overseas, hopefully it distracts him from his misguided school reform in the States, blah blah blah.

    Also, I'm SHOCKED that women find sex more pleasurable when it doesn't hurt. Thanks NY Daily News!
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Mar 29, 2013