JCC In honor of Mother's day Give us your best Yo Momma jokes

That's right give us your best Yo Mamma Jokes. For your mom.

 

You are the biggest joke yo momma ever made.

 

You were your mothers joke, beezel. You. YOU.

 

haha i've got one

the biggest joke yo mama every made was you beezel

 

Yo mama's so poor she spent a weekend on MrZAP's couch.

 

If you are over 13 or not involved in hip hop battles, please leave this thread.

 

Yo Mama is so white, Slowpokeking wanted to cast her as the lead actress in a comic book movie.

 

Yo Momma's breathe stinks so bad the great state of California uses it to execute death row inmates in the gas chamber.

 

Holy **** beezel that was way too far. WTF man?

 

Yo mama's so dirty OstrichStapler used her as a tampon.

 

Your momma's so big she went toe to toe with Godzilla.

 

yo momma is so old she has started to pique Jello's interest.

 

Yo Mama's so American she can't even locate Canada on a map.

 

Yo momma sews socks that smell.

 

yeah you tell'em, beez

 

Yo Momma's so dumb, she never taught you that breathe is a verb and breath is a noun.

 

Yo momma's so ugly they use a picture of her to scare the residents to death in nursing homes.

 

your mother is so overweight, the priest bent over and picked up the small child. the child stared into the eyes of the priest and asked him why, why did he do this? the priest's eyes opened wide and revealed to the child the smattering of stars hanging inside them, refulgent. as the child moved through these soft portals, his anxiety was quelled and his thoughts were still. rushing through boundless space, he felt oddly at one with the subuniverse. soon he came upon the jackrabbit planet and veered toward it, passing easily through the upper and lower membranes and plunging daintily into a lake of pink vegetable oil. johannus iii of the bucktooth clan observed the entry from deep inside surveillance mountain.

"another intruder", he grunted in the presence of the assembled throng. he grimaced and drew the ceremonial knife once again. his audience silently prepared themselves for all-out war.

 

And still duende makes more sense than beezel posts.

 

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and five skittles popped out

 

Yo Mama is so dumb, she raised a son who got scammed out of $14,000 and a good year's worth of rent by a woman occasionally pretending to flirt with him and then saying she decided to become a lesbian whenever he tried to reciprocate.

 

That's certainly very . . . detailed. I would love to hear someone drop that one in a rap battle.