Saga In Mace's view- ROTS Please read (comedy)

I am kind of new but I got a story to tell!

Title: Maces View

Main charecters: MAce Windu, Palpertine, Anakin.

In the time of Revenge of the sith

It does not make sense but its a funny kind of rewrite


In the jedi council room, the jedi chat.

Oppo Rancisis: Man these chairs are too small!

Mace Windu: Shut up snake man.

Yoda: Obi wan at Upatah, he is?

Ki adi mundi: Yeah I heard he was going to fly with General Greivous there.

Mace Windu: Yall mean? Yeah I think.

Ki adi mundi: What the?

Mace Windu: Gangsta Yoda what that?

Yoda: To far away it is for me to see, it is.

Kit Fisto: Gra Gra Graaaaaaa!

Yoda: Fishtos right, its a jet trooper.

Agen Kolar: Man your battle stations!

Jet trooper: Is there a mister Window here.

Kit Fisto: Gra gra gra graaa! Gra!

Mace Windu: A ha! My DarthVader voice changer! Ive been waiting months fer this.

Yoda: Say what?

Mace Windu: I am you father, hahahahaha!

Jettrooper: That will be 30 credets.

MAce: Fli Flu you.

Yoda: Here clone.

Plo Koon: Mace Windu, Medicine time.



Obi wans race.

Obi Wan: Hey Generall, Ive been waiting.

G. G.: Me as well, I see you got your little pet there.

Obiwan: Do not make fun of parrot.

G. G.: Well I got my death disker!

Race anouncer: Get to your spots! Three, Two, one! Race!

Obi wan: rrrrermmmmmmmmmm.

G.G.: Rurmmmmmmmm.

G.G: Ha Ha! Rurmmmmmmm.

Obiwan: No fair, no cheating.

G.G: No my death disker has fallen down the local tolit!

Obiwan: It looks like I won!

G.G.: Anyway good race pal Obi wan!

Obiwan: HEHEHEHEHE! POW!

G.G.: The freak! No The BEEEEEp! I am melting

Obi wan: What, I took a shower a month ago.



The fight!

Mace Windu: Okay were going to arrest the chancelor!

Kit Fisto: Gra! gra gra!

Mace Windu: Shut up fishhead.

PAlp: Ahhhh have you gotten me the cookies?

Mace Windu: nope.

Palp: How dare you! Meet my friend Red lightsabor, as Im going to spin in the air!

Agen Kolar: hey is that a piece of poop, over there?

Sasesin Tiin: I am going to help you look at the poop!

Palp: WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Agen Kolar: MY BELLY!

Saseintiin: The beeeeep.

Kit Fisto: GRRAAA GRAAAAAAAA!

MAce Windu: I ate the cookies not them.

Palps: Oppsies.

Mace Windu: Anakin help me fight him.

Anakin: No, DIE!!!!

MAce Windu: AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BODY!

Palps: You did well anakin.

Anakins: Thank you and your welcome.

Palps use the darkside of the force.

Anakin: Will there be cookies?

Palps: yes, of coarse evil cookies.

Anakin: oh okay sure!

Palps: Go to the temple and kill!

Anakin: O kay.



Obi wan: Cody I won this trophy from the race.

Obi wan: Wait a minute have you been! GASP!

Cody: Its not wah t you think!

Obiwan: We have been dateing and this????

Codylease.

Girl clone: Fire tanks at my x-boyfriend Cody and Obiwan!

Obiwan: Im falling!!!!!



Ki adi mundi: Lets go!

Clones: Kill him!

clone a: Aim for his big beepin head.

Ki adi mundi: Ackkkkkkk.



Aayla: Hey gorgous.

Clone: auhhh hehehe auhhh.

Clone Cmdr: Too bad we have to kill her.

Aayla: Ackkkkkk!


Plo Koon: Fire apon the ships!

Stupid Clone: Fire at you okay!!!

Plokoon: No naaa no no no!!!!! BOOOM!


To be continued.. .

 

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That was a SCREAM!!!!! LOL!!!!






Jasmine