Saga In Name Only (H/L-AU Post-ANH) - Updated 7/19/07 - Demons in the Nighttime

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by LadyPadme, Feb 13, 2005.

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  1. dm1 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2004
    star 4
    Maybe it's the steward, Qybe! Isn't it always the butler?

    Interesting theory, it's possible that he's in league with his daughter. And I am also worried about what's on that data disk. Add that to the catfight and setting Han up to look like he was entertaining those women in his room. Oh, this is making me nervous! Do you think Han and Leia would have the King on their list? Hmm, something to really think about! Maybe they will solve this mystery while figuring out their relationship...
  2. RainSaber Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2006
    I'm relatively new here, and love your story! =D=

    This is the first of your stories that's in progress as I''m reading it, and now I understand why your readers were always pestering you to update. *cough*hurryup*cough* :p

    :D Leia's pregnant! ...Actually, having read ILAW, TJP, and PFTA (loved them all BTW), I'm not sure if that's a good thing. [face_worried]

    Oh, and save your PM posts--from all your stories--so you can give them to me for my 18th birthday.

    ....in four years. :p

    ---RainSaber

  3. dm1 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2004
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    Leia's pregnant! ...Actually, having read ILAW, TJP, and PFTA (loved them all BTW), I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

    Trust us veteran LP readers, RainSaber, it's not looking good!

    Anyway, welcome to the boards, enjoy the LP angst....
  4. Jedi-Jade Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 21, 1999
    star 4
  5. Falcon Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2002
    star 8
    crawls through thread

    update please

    flops down barely breathing
  6. NETTYTHEPRINCESS Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 9, 2002
    star 1
    [face_dancing] Sooooooooo what happens??? LP postie please... uppers...


  7. starwarsfan68 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2003
    star 3
    [face_praying] Just looking for an up!!!
  8. TheSheryl Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2004
    star 1
    I don't wanna be a spammer, but I would like a post! What's gonna happen!!! With all these speculations about whether LP is gonna kill this baby off or not - I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!

    I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!

    IT'S LIKE AN ADDICTION!

    I NEED TO KNOW!!!

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
  9. jaina_clan_solo Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2005
    star 4
    Well it's taken me many hours of reading-- but I have read this whole thing, and I loved it!

    I'm really looking forward to reading more of it!

    jcs
  10. dm1 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2004
    star 4
    Oooh, LP, can we have some more, please! Pretty please...
  11. Lireal Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2006
    We're all quite literally dying here...postie pretty please
  12. MasterKay Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 4, 2003
    star 5
    Wow! I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed reading this so far and I can't wait to read more.

    Pregnant Leia -- oh, the raging hormones. Poor Han. :D

    Is it possible to still get the PM for the love scene?

  13. RainSaber Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2006
    While you're obsessively checking this thread for an update, take some time to read these Really Bad Metaphors :

    >Every year, English teachers from across the country
    > > can submit their
    > > collections of actual analogies and metaphors found
    > > in high school essays.
    > > These excerpts are published each year to the
    > > amusement of teachers across the country.
    > >
    > > Here are last year's winners.....
    > >
    > > 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that
    > > had its two sides gently
    > > compressed by a Thigh Master.
    > >
    > > 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and
    > > breaking alliances like
    > > underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
    > >
    > > 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
    > > experience, like a guy who
    > > went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse
    > > without one of those boxes with
    > > a pinhole in it and
    >now goes around the country
    > > speaking at high schools about
    > > the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without
    > > one of those boxes with a
    > > pinhole in it.
    > >
    > > 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli,
    > > and he was
    > > room-temperature Canadian beef.
    > >
    > > 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that
    > > sound a dog makes just
    > > before it throws up.
    > >
    > > 6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
    > >
    > > 7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
    > >
    > > 8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had
    > > disintegrated because of
    > > his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a
    > > surcharge at a formerly
    > > surcharge-free ATM machine.
    > >
    > > 9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond
    > > exactly
    >the way a bowling
    > > ball wouldn't.
    > >
    > > 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement
    > > like a Hefty bag filled with
    > > vegetable soup.
    > >
    > > 11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
    > > scene had an eerie,
    > > surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in
    > > another city and Jeopardy
    > > comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
    > >
    > > 12. Her hair glistened in the rain, like a nose hair
    > > after a sneeze.
    > >
    > > 13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just
    > > like maggots when you fry
    > > them in hot grease.
    > >
    > > 14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed
    > > lovers raced across the
    > > grassy field toward each other like two freight
    > > trains, one having left
    > > Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the
    > > other
    >from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
    > > at a speed of 35 mph.
    > >
    > > 15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood
    > > with picket fences that
    > > resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
    > >
    > > 16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two
    > > hummingbirds who had also
    > > never met.
    > >
    > > 17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob
    > > informant, and she was the East
    > > River.
    > >
    > > 18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like
    > > a steel trap, only one
    > > that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
    > >
    > > 19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
    > >
    > > 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law
    > > Phil. But unlike Phil, this
    > > plan just might work.
    > >
    > > 21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind
    > > you get from not eating
    >for a
    > > while.
    > >
    > > 22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical
    > > lame duck, either, but a
    > > real duck that was actually lame, maybe from
    > > stepping on a land mine or
    > > something.
    > >
    > > 23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and
    > > extended one slender leg behind
    > > her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
    > >
    > > 24. It was an American tradition, like fathers
    > > chasing kids around with power
    > > tools.
    > >
    > > 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he
    > > thought he heard bells, as if she
    > > were a garbage truck backing up.



    ---RainSaber



  14. dm1 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2004
    star 4
    Those were hilarious, RainSaber. Being a biologist, I loved the E. coli one! My goodness, though, some of them were verbose. The nose hair one just struck me, too, I was laughing out loud![face_laugh] As opposed to these, it makes me feel good when I see the young ones write stories here so they can improve their craft. Hugs to all of them. [:D]

    Anyway, thanks for the laughs!
  15. RainSaber Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2006
    Aren't they great? And by 'great' I mean 'awful'---but funny! [face_laugh]

    You're welcome for the laughs dm1. I sure needed some after being forced to read the Code of Student Conduct all day. [face_hypnotized] I seriously think it took a year off my life.

    But then at the end of the day, my science teacher read these aloud and the whole class perked right up.


  16. starwarsfan68 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2003
    star 3
    Thanks for the humor while we all wait for an update! I swear I wrote ones like that back in the 80's when i was in high school. Yes Im admitting to being that old!![face_whistling]
  17. Lireal Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 26, 2006
    Those were quite entertaining. Although i cannot claim to have written any of them, i do know people who might have. Sometimes you wonder what could have been going through those people's heads, and then you decide you dont want to know! [face_laugh]
    thanks for the laugh.
  18. kimmi Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 2004
    star 3
    :) That was hilarious. I needed that after the week I've had.
  19. NETTYTHEPRINCESS Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 9, 2002
    star 1
    Hi LP!! [face_whistling]

    So just a quick question.... Will we be able to see a postie!??! Love the story!!
  20. Falcon Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2002
    star 8
    [face_laugh] that was funny thanks for the laugh [face_laugh]

    hugs to all the teens who wrote those
  21. BottledUpInside Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 28, 2005
    star 3
    hahahahahaha, those were great! My mom and I were' crying we laughed so hard!


    Now postie yes?

    ~Jen~
  22. chloe2102 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 25, 2006
    I just finished reading this and I am completely hooked. I have to give all my accumulated comments now so here goes.

    1) I absolutely loved the wedding it was perfect.
    2) Zara needs a push out the airlock (at first I thought maybe Leia should just go darkside on her ass but now she's pregnant)
    3) I am over 18 (actually I am over 34) can I get a PM of the lovin'
    4) Please don't kill the baby and if you must at least have it bring Han and Leia closer. And if you do decide to show mercy to the unborn Solo let it be a girl so it won't be Wes or Janson Solo because as Han an Leia have pointed out they both just sound so...stupid.

    Lady Padme this story is incredible! Truly, absolutely incredible!
  23. LSFightChoreographer Jedi Knight

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    Jul 8, 2006
    star 1
    And if you do decide to show mercy to the unborn Solo let it be a girl so it won't be Wes or Janson Solo because as Han an Leia have pointed out they both just sound so...stupid. Let's see, for a girl, how about Wesalina, then? Or Jansonette? [face_laugh]

    Anyway, I wouldn't expect mercy from LP, she's the queen of angst!
  24. dm1 Force Ghost

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    Jun 9, 2004
    star 4
    Sorry, that last post was mine, I didn't realize that I was mysteriously logged in under another name! I really don't know who that is...
  25. LadyPadme Manager Emeritus

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    Sep 26, 2002
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    dm1, you need to report that to the thread in Comms. The admins are working on fixing that glitch...
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