JCC In this thread, I tell you whether or not something is a sandwich.

It's a sandwich.

Specifically a "diabetes sandwich".

Wait - are those French fries or calamari?

I used my phone. Beware.pf.typos.

 

So wait.... a stack of dry toast is not a sandwich, but if the slices had butter spread on them (a la garlic bread), they would be considered open faced sandwiches?

Also, a taco is not a sandwich... it's a taco.

 

Calamari, you monster.

 

Toast with butter overlaid thickly enough not to be completely in the bread: it's a sandwich.

Stack of dry toast: not a sandwich.

And a taco is a sandwich.


I used my phone. Beware.pf.typos.

 

So... what is your criteria for something to be a sandwich?

 

Not a sandwich.


I used my phone. Beware.pf.typos.

 

Not a sandwich.

But I admire your acute line of questioning.

I used my phone. Beware.pf.typos.

 

Sandwich?

 

Then it's not a diabetes sandwich.

Not a sandwich.

It's a sandwich.

Excluding the salad, it's a sandwich.

It's a sandwich.

It's a sandwich.

Do you smell bacon?

 

I'm so hungry I could eat a police car!

 

Still not a sandwich.

 

What if I put bread and mustard on it?

 

Potentially.

 

What? This whole thread is fixed! This an outrage! AN OUTRAGE

 

Give me a more exact description and I can inform you.

 

Olives between 2 pieces of bread?

Olives on a single piece of bread?

Olives baked on top of bread?