Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. mes520 Jedi Grand Master

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  2. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    Quintin Tarantino to direct episode VIII. Every other word in the film will be kriff.
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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    The film is slated to come out January 3rd, 2014.
  4. ForceJumpAnakin Force Ghost

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    A new segment will be revealed: "When keeping it real, goes wrong"

    1. Alderaan shot first, prompting the death star to blast it.
    2. Obi Wan listened to a telepathic Yoda's advice and used force speed in the hallway, falling past Qui-Gon and Darth Maul into the pit.
    3. Anakin tells Yoda the truth about his visions, who promptly takes his PSP away.
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  5. hyperionprime Jedi Master

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    EXCLUSIVE SCOOPS FROM ME:chewbacca will have grey fur!!!
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  6. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    N'Sync will reprise their roles from Ep II.
  7. Placeholder Force Ghost

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    At the end, we will find out that this whole Star Wars saga was really just a dream of Captain Kirk's.
  8. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    Kirk Prime reality or Kirk JJ-verse alternate reality? The latter makes more sense but the former would be a better twist.
  9. Placeholder Force Ghost

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    I picture an old Admiral Kirk prime, resting in bed with a silly night cap on
  10. lbr789 Jedi Master

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    It will be revealed that Jar Jar really did die in EII and alas, a farm was lost for nothing.
    This is from a totally reliable source because I'm really distantly related to Super Shadow's tenth cousin.
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  11. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Supershadow is actually directing VIII and IX according to his distant brother Wonderfulsunlight.
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  12. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    EXPOSED!

    Supershadow is George Lucas!
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  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    EXPOSED!

    Supershadow is just a shadow that is super.
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  14. furcifer Force Ghost

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  15. benknobi1 Chosen One

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    Harrison Ford will be back to play Han Solo.
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  16. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Harrison Ford will play Luke Skywalker, and Mark Hamill will play Han Solo.
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  17. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    Supershadow's girlfriend is playing mara jade
  18. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  19. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    It turns out that because of all the damaged ships from the space battle, the rebels were never able to leave Endor. The entire trilogy takes place there.
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  20. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    I just got twittered by Timothy Zhan that The Sequel Trilogy will actually entail 3 whole movies of just cleaning up space junk from the orbit of Endor's moon!
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  21. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    This just in - in order to 'revitalize' the West End, E7 onward will be a musical in collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber... It'll be titled "Star Wars Express".
  22. Sum-Wan Jedi Grand Master

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    Star Wars Ep. 7 will have canned laughter so we'll know when to laugh at Jar Jar's jokes
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  23. lord_eidolon Force Ghost

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    Elderley Jar Jar Binks to be Han Solo's new co-pilot of the Falcon, replacing Chewie (see EU for his death).
  24. budspencer Jedi Grand Master

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    The real name of JJ Abrams is Jar-Jar Abrams.... bet you never knew. George planted the seed that JJ would direct the movie so many years ago, nobody saw it comin!

    I know your evil plan now George!

    ahahahaha Feaaaaaar me!
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  25. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    The giant lens flare that opens up Episode 3 was Lucas layering in that JJ Abrams was going to direct it, must like the brief reference to Plageuis will make him the bad guy for the ST. Source? The underpants gnomes.