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Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    The next SW film actually takes place between III and IV and is told from the perspectives of baby Luke and Leia voiced by Bruce Willis and Roseanne Barr.
     
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  2. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    I can see that.. "Star Wars Ep. 7 - Look Who's Using The Force" [face_laugh]
     
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  3. Siphonophore

    Siphonophore Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I won't reveal my source, but I have it on good authority that Sean Connery is currently in negotiations to play Han Solo's father, Jonash Solo. Connery is demanding double of what they're offering because they want him to also play Jonash's twin sister, Tiion Sal-Solo. Apparently it's going to be quite a tear jerker when long-lost Jonash is reunited with Han and Tiion. From what my source has heard, if Sean Connery demands too much money, they're going to contact Roger Moore for the roles.
     
  4. hyperionprime

    hyperionprime Jedi Knight

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    i just got my hand on the just release synopsis and title at the same time

    star wars
    episode VII
    the power of the force

    33 years after the rebel destroy the second death star and the emperor,the newly restored jedi council lead by jedi master luke skywalker face a unespected crisis.many jedi disagreed the way luke lead them.while many politician gave their support to the rebelous jedi,a leader rise to confront luke for the title of grand master of the council,or he leave or he'll die.

    on dagobah,the oldest daughter of luke is on dagobah,following her father path but what she will discover may have a great impact on her and her sister.

    while this time ,retired commander han solo and his longtime friend chewbacca have fun across the the galaxy trying every spaceship race they can find,while leia spend her time to the senat fighting against outlaw race like the kessel run just has lando's greatest race of achylius....
     
  5. Anakin's Daddy

    Anakin's Daddy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Apparently George Lucas himself will be playing the role of Darth Plagueis, who is still alive and has been the true master behind everything all along.
     
  6. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Manager / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    This actually sounds like something Supershadow would write.;)
     
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  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Han Solo has a sister named Hope Solo.
    /thread
     
  8. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    Fixed it for you :p
     
  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Ummm no my intention was to be subtle about it.
     
  10. dolphin

    dolphin Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Casting Call for Episode VII!!
     
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  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    A spin-off shall be made for every single background character. It will run for 4.5 hours with 2 intermissions and an overture.
     
  12. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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    Some of the posts in the "Worst spinoff movie ideas" thread will prove perspicaciously prescient.
     
  13. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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    Thousands of extras needed now!
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  14. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Pillow Pants told me that VII will feature the aliens from Indy IV.
     
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  15. lord_eidolon

    lord_eidolon Jedi Master star 3

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    OPPA GUNGAN STYLE: SW sequel trilogy to focus on Jar Jar Binks offspring.
     
  16. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    I heard a something quite shocking though & it's from deep inside Disney........Princess Leia was pregnant at the end of Return of the Jedi but the child was LUKE'S !!!
    & EP7 deals with the shocking truth about the Child who grows up some-what deformed !!! I kid you not ...........
     
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  17. Darth_Zidious

    Darth_Zidious Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    My secret source says the doodoo that Jar Jar stepped in comes back as a force ghost to guide Luke in Episode VII. This is who Yoda is referring to when he says, "there is another".
     
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  18. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    By the time in which the story of Ep. 7 takes place, Tattoine has been nicknamed "Tattoo Inn" as its famous space ports, Mos Espa and Mos Eisley among others, have become the most wretched hives of tattoo artists from across the galaxy...
     
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  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Luke and Han have actually been the same person this whole entire time!
     
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  20. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    Girls liek Star Wars!! It's true, I read it on teh internets...
     
  21. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    Star Wars Ep. 7 will feature a new alien race: A crossbreed between Ewoks and Wookiees... They will be as tall as an average human adult and will be called Wookewoks. Cute and furry but capable of ripping your arms off if you p*** them off...
    True story, bro... :cool:
     
  22. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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    (Belongs in the flare jokes thread, but this is my Scoop for today.)

    The lens flares will use new technology.
    Flare intensity will be fully adjustable with special glasses, available for just $8 extra.
     
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  23. leiamoody

    leiamoody Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Lindsay Lohan drugs JJ Abrams for part in Episode VII...but then she passes out in a mountain of cocaine and JJ Abrams recovers. Lohan is quietly dispatched to the La Brea tar pits.
     
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  24. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    The film will be shot in 5D with objects literally flying at the audience with a chance of injuring or killing them instantly. This is Disney's sick and depraved solution for overpopulation.
     
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  25. STARBOB

    STARBOB Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    THE ROCK has been cast as the people's Jedi.:p
     
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