Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

According to my sources, the plot of Episode 7 will revolve around a love triangle between a girl, a Sith, and a Jedi... and its title will be "Star Wars Episode 7: Twilight of the Force"

 

My source just set me casting videos for Cindel and Noa (Noa seems to be playing a force ghost)

 

... using the Jedi Mind Meld ← (click)

 

the entire trilogy will be a crossover with starcraft taking place 50 years after legacy of the void the dark voice and the hybrids are gone and the zerg have ravaged the korpulu sector and are moving to other glaxies uma thurman will play kerrigan

 

oh yeah raynor...zeartul..theyre all dead mengsk has been infested only zerg left

 

Brian Michael Bendis just whispered in my ear that Darth Plagueis is totally confirmed to indeed be resurrected in Episode 7. It will take up much of the plot of Ep. 7 his scheme to come back from the dead, which he does in the final 2 minutes in a very terrifying sequence. At which point he will be promptly stepped on by Thanos who appears out of now where. This is Disney's mastermind plan to culminate in an Ep 8 / Avengers 3 crossover film in 2018. I'm very confused.

 

The dialogue will be spoken in Shakespearian verse and directed by David Lynch.

 

I heard that too... with the added detail that he was resurrected using a drop of Luke's blood and one of Darth Vader's long lost hands found on Mustafar a la Lord Voldemort...

 

Omg. I don't think I'd last through the opening scene.

 

It would be awesomelly terrible.

 

I took some acid, and closed myself in my sensory deprivation chamber with just a sharpie marker.
When I woke up I had written several scenes for Star Wars all over my body, including a scene where Luke and a mutant lizard/ewok use their lightsabers to cut the holes in swiss cheese, thus foiling the plot of Lando's daughter's evil clone.

 

The entire movie will take place in the Falcon bathroom where Han and Luke are chained on separate sides of the room while a dead Ewok is in the middle.

 

The first big twist is that a TV pops up with Dexter from Dex Diner saying "Would you like to play a game?". And then Dexter shows up! And then the other Dexter shows up!

So it's this Dexter

vs this Dexter


I'd watch that movie on a loop.

 

The other image isn't coming up, but is it serial killer Dexter or cartoon Dexter?

 

Maybe it was-

 

Serial killer Dexter but Dexter Holland might show up too!

Actually, Ep. 9 culminates in Dexter from Dexter, Dexter from Dex's Diner, Dexter from Dexter's Labratory and Dexter Holland from Offspring all sitting around and looking at each other and having a debate that will decide the fate of the universe.


"I ain't doing it!"


"Well, you figure it out!"


"Smash is actually an awesome album!"

"Geez, I'm the only character from the PT that makes it this far?!"

And so forth...

 

^ (Oops, already scooped. Darth Claire posted that trailer in the Worst Spinoffs thread yesterday.)

 

The ST will actually be released not in the movie theater, but on Netflix. All three movies will be available right away.

 

Eethy already had the scoop of the day - Mynoocks... why did it have to be Mynocks...?

 

The ST will be the first film trilogy released on '4K' Blu-ray.​

[Related real news: Preliminary discussions are under way toward possible development of '4K' Blu-ray.]

 

I heard from deep - I mean deep inside Disney the EP7 would be a giant Harlem Shake lasting 83 minutes !!!

 

psy wll cameo as a new singer in the max rebo band and perform a srar wars-esque remix of gangham style in the cantina

 

Just heard its confirmed Chewie did die between the movies but Han in a moment of sentamentality had him stuffed.