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Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    They're going to film the ST on the moon with actual zombies.
     
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  2. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    HARRISON FORD IMPOSTER POSES AS ACTOR AT RED CARPET GALA - LIES TO PRESS ABOUT STAR WARS
     
  3. Darth Cornish

    Darth Cornish Jedi Master star 1

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    Star Wars 7 postponed indefinitely until force discovered and technology catches up.
    Will then be filmed live as a reality drama.
    'so, like, you are such a jedi'
    'yeah i'm like totally into the force'
     
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  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    George Lucas declares war on all of humanity for not thinking highly of Red Tails.
     
  5. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    SW fan on message board accidentally creates accurate scoop for Episode 7.
     
  6. Ryus

    Ryus Jedi Master star 4

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    Harrison Ford PR rep says Ford misspoke... there is no bag
     
  7. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Lawgiver & Casual Flyer star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    JJ ABRAMS IS OUT, MICHAEL BAY IS IN!

    Harrison Ford responds "No reward is worth this!"
     
  8. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

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    Episode 7 to open like 2001: A Space Odyssey with the Falcon just floating through space for 5 whole minutes
     
  9. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Kathleen Kenedy told me that the reason the Big Three aren't officially announced yet is that Carrie keeps drunk-dialing Harrsion , slurring about how they're going to "get a second chance" at being together and it's freaking Calista Flockheart out. Mark is just waiting for a larger trailer befitting, and this is a direct quote from him during negotiations, "a %$#@in' Jedi Master, son!" Yes, Mark Hamill swears in ampersand speak. Like Q-Bert.
     
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  10. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    We get to see the force ghost of biggie smalls.
     
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  11. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Disney change their mind & make the new big 3 Jar Jar Binks , Jake Lloyd & Jabba's son Stinky ....Disney then proceed to fire Hamill , Fisher & Ford then create a huge woop de do party for the new big 3...............
     
  12. Darth Dru

    Darth Dru Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This has likely already happened. LOL
     
  13. Ryus

    Ryus Jedi Master star 4

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    Good luck to us remembering being right 3 years from now though :p
     
  14. Darth Dru

    Darth Dru Jedi Youngling star 1

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    A midichlorian mutation creates a Darkside super-being of god-like proportions. The Jedi seek help from an ancient source.
     
  15. Darth Dru

    Darth Dru Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Maybe Plagueis had a secret apprentice, aside from Palpatine.

    Or maybe an ancient Sith Lord from the past travels through time, to the future, to avert the prophecy, but overshoots the Empire era and ends up in the time of the ST. (This was a side plot in my original draft to my '99 story.) This ancient Sith Lord seduces one of the new Skywalkers, and all hell breaks loose when an even greater threat arrives. Eventually the Jedi and Sith are forced to work together to defeat this new super-powerful antagonist that threatens everything and everyone.
     
  16. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Darth Dru: I think you may have this thread confused. We have a speculation about possible storylines discussion.
     
  17. Ryus

    Ryus Jedi Master star 4

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    I just confirmed a LFL employee got fired for suggesting Yoda's bones could become a sacred artifact. However the sacred artifact idea stuck, so Vader's robotic limbs will be very important in the plot.
     
  18. Jedi_Liz

    Jedi_Liz Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ~~~~*Breaking News!*~~~~

    J.J. Abrams has been fired as director due to complaints by Trekkies who were spotted walking around Hollywood Studios at Disney World dressed as Vulcans and threatening to use the Vulcan Mind Meld on GOOFY if Disney did not comply with their demands! His replacement will be Tim Burton, who is casting Johnny Depp as both HAN & LUKE with Helena Bohman Carter as both Leia & a female OC (possibly Luke's love interest or bride) to be named Later. Johnny "Han and Luke" Depp will spend 1/3 of the movie asking not "where has the rum gone?" but "Where has the Correlian Whiskey gone?"

    ~~~~*End Breaking News!*~~~~
     
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  19. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    So the ST will be Crosscurrent/Riptide + FOTJ. [face_tired]
     
  20. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    Trust me, they will... complete wit a link and a lot of NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Told you so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Lars von Trier will direct Episode IX which will contain a brutal castration scene between Han and Leia.
     
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  22. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    No - just his glove..... [face_batting]
     
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  23. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    In Episode 7 it will be revealed that the tendency to fall to the Dark Side of the Force in the Skywalker lineage always skips one generation, which will cause that all of Leia's and all of Luke's kids will fall to the Dark Side. One day all 5 of them will be having cereal with blue milk for breakfast and one of them will start a casual talk about lately starting to have the impulse of becoming evil and the others will be like: "yeah, me too", "totally, dude", "me three" and by the time breakfast is over they will have made a pact of becoming the New Sith Order and given each other titles like Darth This or Darth That...
     
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  24. Ryus

    Ryus Jedi Master star 4

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    The opening scene of episode VII will be Han Solo's granddaughter failing to parallel park the Falcon with Han and Chewie screaming at her for hitting every other ship in the landing bay while she was at it. As such the Falcon will be in the repair bay for the remainder of the film.
     
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  25. Aaronaman

    Aaronaman Jedi Knight star 4

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    I just watched George Lucas reveal to Ryan Seacrest in an exclusive E! Channel interview that after putting him in ROTJ as a teaser, Prune Face is going to be the main villan in EP7....the mo-fo was a Sith Lord the entire time!

    I knew there was a reason they made him into a figure in the vintage line.....well played Mr. Lucas, well played!