Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    They're going to film the ST on the moon with actual zombies.
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  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    HARRISON FORD IMPOSTER POSES AS ACTOR AT RED CARPET GALA - LIES TO PRESS ABOUT STAR WARS
  3. Darth Cornish Force Ghost

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    Star Wars 7 postponed indefinitely until force discovered and technology catches up.
    Will then be filmed live as a reality drama.
    'so, like, you are such a jedi'
    'yeah i'm like totally into the force'
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  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    George Lucas declares war on all of humanity for not thinking highly of Red Tails.
  5. EHT New Films Manager

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    SW fan on message board accidentally creates accurate scoop for Episode 7.
  6. Ryus Force Ghost

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    Harrison Ford PR rep says Ford misspoke... there is no bag
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  7. Pro Scoundrel Chosen One

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    JJ ABRAMS IS OUT, MICHAEL BAY IS IN!

    Harrison Ford responds "No reward is worth this!"
  8. Darth Claire Chosen One

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    Episode 7 to open like 2001: A Space Odyssey with the Falcon just floating through space for 5 whole minutes
  9. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    Kathleen Kenedy told me that the reason the Big Three aren't officially announced yet is that Carrie keeps drunk-dialing Harrsion , slurring about how they're going to "get a second chance" at being together and it's freaking Calista Flockheart out. Mark is just waiting for a larger trailer befitting, and this is a direct quote from him during negotiations, "a %$#@in' Jedi Master, son!" Yes, Mark Hamill swears in ampersand speak. Like Q-Bert.
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  10. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    We get to see the force ghost of biggie smalls.
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  11. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    Disney change their mind & make the new big 3 Jar Jar Binks , Jake Lloyd & Jabba's son Stinky ....Disney then proceed to fire Hamill , Fisher & Ford then create a huge woop de do party for the new big 3...............
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  12. Darth Dru Jedi Padawan

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    This has likely already happened. LOL
  13. Ryus Force Ghost

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    Good luck to us remembering being right 3 years from now though :p
  14. Darth Dru Jedi Padawan

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    A midichlorian mutation creates a Darkside super-being of god-like proportions. The Jedi seek help from an ancient source.
  15. Darth Dru Jedi Padawan

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    Maybe Plagueis had a secret apprentice, aside from Palpatine.

    Or maybe an ancient Sith Lord from the past travels through time, to the future, to avert the prophecy, but overshoots the Empire era and ends up in the time of the ST. (This was a side plot in my original draft to my '99 story.) This ancient Sith Lord seduces one of the new Skywalkers, and all hell breaks loose when an even greater threat arrives. Eventually the Jedi and Sith are forced to work together to defeat this new super-powerful antagonist that threatens everything and everyone.
  16. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    @Darth Dru: I think you may have this thread confused. We have a speculation about possible storylines discussion.
  17. Ryus Force Ghost

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    I just confirmed a LFL employee got fired for suggesting Yoda's bones could become a sacred artifact. However the sacred artifact idea stuck, so Vader's robotic limbs will be very important in the plot.
  18. Jedi_Liz Force Ghost

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    ~~~~*Breaking News!*~~~~

    J.J. Abrams has been fired as director due to complaints by Trekkies who were spotted walking around Hollywood Studios at Disney World dressed as Vulcans and threatening to use the Vulcan Mind Meld on GOOFY if Disney did not comply with their demands! His replacement will be Tim Burton, who is casting Johnny Depp as both HAN & LUKE with Helena Bohman Carter as both Leia & a female OC (possibly Luke's love interest or bride) to be named Later. Johnny "Han and Luke" Depp will spend 1/3 of the movie asking not "where has the rum gone?" but "Where has the Correlian Whiskey gone?"

    ~~~~*End Breaking News!*~~~~
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  19. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    So the ST will be Crosscurrent/Riptide + FOTJ. [face_tired]
  20. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    Trust me, they will... complete wit a link and a lot of NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Told you so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Lars von Trier will direct Episode IX which will contain a brutal castration scene between Han and Leia.
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  22. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    No - just his glove..... [face_batting]
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  23. Sum-Wan Jedi Grand Master

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    In Episode 7 it will be revealed that the tendency to fall to the Dark Side of the Force in the Skywalker lineage always skips one generation, which will cause that all of Leia's and all of Luke's kids will fall to the Dark Side. One day all 5 of them will be having cereal with blue milk for breakfast and one of them will start a casual talk about lately starting to have the impulse of becoming evil and the others will be like: "yeah, me too", "totally, dude", "me three" and by the time breakfast is over they will have made a pact of becoming the New Sith Order and given each other titles like Darth This or Darth That...
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  24. Ryus Force Ghost

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    The opening scene of episode VII will be Han Solo's granddaughter failing to parallel park the Falcon with Han and Chewie screaming at her for hitting every other ship in the landing bay while she was at it. As such the Falcon will be in the repair bay for the remainder of the film.
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  25. Aaronaman Jedi Grand Master

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    I just watched George Lucas reveal to Ryan Seacrest in an exclusive E! Channel interview that after putting him in ROTJ as a teaser, Prune Face is going to be the main villan in EP7....the mo-fo was a Sith Lord the entire time!

    I knew there was a reason they made him into a figure in the vintage line.....well played Mr. Lucas, well played!