Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I'd pay good money to see that.
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  2. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    This just in, Lena Dunham was seen trying on Princess Leia hair-buns in a trendy L.A. shop. When pressed by TMZ reporters she started yelling, "DAMMIT! IF ADAM CAN GET IN WHY CAN'T I?!!!"
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  3. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Let's not push the limits of info sharing in this forum. Some people don't want to know anything. Actor first names aren't earth shattering, just be mindful of what is being said moving forward.
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  4. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant communed with me via Ouija Board claiming that they will be playing Luke and Han.
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  5. Matthew_Wolverine Force Ghost

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    According to sources, Luke Arnold is in talks to play a Sith named Darth Silver.
  6. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    Emma Watson just wrote me a letter that says Ep. 7 is literally just a 2 hour single-take shot of a line-up of a dozen students in front of the dark side cave on Dagobah as Luke shoves each one in there unceremoniously and as each one staggers out discombobulated and/or vomiting he checks off on a clipboard, "Nope. Nope. Nope. Maybe. Nope. Nope. Maybe. Nope."
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  7. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    A drunken Liam Neeson was just seen in a blonde wig trying to force his way into the Ep. 7 stage being built yelling "Lemmie do that Force stuff again! I'll just say I dyed my hair blonde!"
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  8. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    After watching the Yoda arc in season 6 of TCW...

    just in case (open)


    The new villains are a bunch of emo floaters with soprano voices and drama masks with expressions ranging from sad to neutral.

    Zombie Ahsoka Tano appears and repeats "The Jedi EXPELLED ME! The Jedi EXPELLED ME!" over and over again.


    I heard it from the guy who was giving out wine samples at Trader Joe's. He got it from an insider who commented on a blog.
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  9. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    The plot will center on E.T.'s race of aliens wanting to fill the void left by The Empire's destruction. Why do you think E.T. wanted to go home so bad?
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  10. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    The guy who played Ric Ollie is currently handing out "The entire planet is one big city!" t-shirts to Ep. 7 castmembers as they try to get into work, who are politely trying to avoid him. Guys in white coats with butterfly nets have been called.
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  11. Julian Skywalker-Solo Jedi Master

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    Episode VII's plot: the second death star's explosion destroyed the hyperdrives of the Rebel and Imperial fleets stranding our heroes for 30 years. Meanwhile on Tatooine, what the stormtroopers failed to notice was that R2-D2 copied the Death Star plans to the R5 droid with the bad motivator & a Tusken/Jawa alliance has turned the entire planet of Tatooine into a 3rd Death Star. Our heroes find out about this from Biggs Darlighter's nephew, who comes to Endor in search of his uncle's old friend. . .
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  12. Revious Nugo Jedi Knight

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    This just in: Star Wars Episode VII is now STAR WARS: EPISODE X. VIII AND IX ARE NOW XI AND XII!
    Yes, that's right! JJ Abrams says he likes George Lucas' strategy of the last 3 films made first so much that he wants to do it again!
    In 20ish or so years we'll be getting "THE STAR WARS PREQUEL TRILOGY TO THE SEQUEL TRILOGY".

    And will finally let us know what happened before the upcoming 2015 movie
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  13. DARTHVENGERDARTHSEAR Chosen One

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    This just in, Episode VII has just surpassed Avatar's earnings at the box office.
  14. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    Luke, having taken a vow of celibacy in order to halt the Plagueis-tainted Skywalker bloodline, comes back and tries to kill Han and Leia's kids to stop the never-should-have-been lineage from growing.
  15. StoryWorthTelling Jedi Knight

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    I think I read somewhere on the Internet that Boba Fett will have the Sarlaac on a leash in this film, and is using it to hunt Han Solo through space/time. Earth's future may show up in order to facilitate a Jurassic World crossover in Episode XX.