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Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Flapjack4

    Flapjack4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Luke Skywalker falls backwards into a fiery pit of molten lava, as Burt Reynolds head bursts from his chest.
     
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  2. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Updated cast info (and possible plot points):
    Aubree Miller reprises the role she played when she was four years old, Cindel Towani. Apparently JJ was so pleased with this turn of events that he cut Luke, Leia and Han out of the movie to make room for more Cindel.
    Rumours has it that the plot now revolves around Cindel going back to Endor to look for the aged Jedi Master Wicket W. Warrick.
    Below is the first teaser poster:

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    Chewbacca will have a theme song in Episode VII... The chorus of this song is the line: "I am Wookiee, hear me roar!"
     
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  4. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Sources say Yoda is in the movie. Playing Captain Kirk. JJ wrote the scene one night after Chris Pine stole JJ's garden gnome.
     
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  5. Bobatron

    Bobatron Jedi Master star 4

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    There will be Hidden Mickeys all over the place.
     
  6. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mark Hamill liked saying "No... *I* am your father", while playing the Trickster on The Flash, so much, that he begged J.J. Abrams to do it again in TFA. Abrams relented, and the pickup shot of the scene was filmed in early May of this year.
     
  7. B3

    B3 Force Ghost star 6

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    It is revealed that the entire OT was a hallucinatory fantasy brought on by the interrogation drugs as Leia lay in her Death Star detention cell. The ST opens with her execution.
     
  8. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Every new, young character introduced in TFA is a direct blood offspring of the Big Three. The older ones are cousins, or uncles, or something.
     
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  9. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    I just heard from Mark Hamill's milkman that JJ Abrams is desperately searching for the guy who played Kitster for a last minute reshoot where he dresses up as Darth Vader and takes over the galaxy in 10 seconds whilst Bob Iger "makes it rain" with money from TFA ticket presales. It's going to be a mid-credits scene.
     
  10. ChewieWe'reHome

    ChewieWe'reHome Jedi Knight star 1

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    EP VIII UPDATE: Recasting in the process to have Eddie Murphy play every character.
     
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  11. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Ah, yes, I heard that too - "The Nutty Jedi".
     
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  12. Aeneas 1138

    Aeneas 1138 Jedi Knight star 1

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    Han will wake in a cold sweat, after a nightmare in which Greedo's Force ghost accuses Han of having shot first. Han comes to question his recollection of this important event in his life and must seek professional psychiatric help. During therapy, it will be revealed that Han's mind created a false memory, in which Greedo shot first and Han miraculously dodged the blast. This, it seems, was the only way that Han could deal with the unbearable guilt of having shot first at the vicious bounty hunter who was unquestionably about to kill Han.
     
  13. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Han caught a buzz droid and rode it to safety. The first scene of Episode VIII is him going into a detailed explanation as to why there should always be safety rails over giant chasms.
     
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  15. Tython Dawn

    Tython Dawn Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Lucasfilm has announced that Mickey Suttle will be chief creative consultant on episodes 8 through 12.
     
  16. Lulu Mars

    Lulu Mars Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Haley Joel Osment has been cast as Anakin Skywalker's ghost. Rumor has it
    that Anakin will reveal his ability to see living people - and that one of the main characters is actually alive without realizing it.
     
  17. The Vanguard

    The Vanguard Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VIII will be shot in Japanese with english subtitles, as tribute to George Lucas' love for the Japanese culture. John Boyega reportedly can't quite nail his proper 最初の注文 phrase in character without laughing hysterically.
     
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  18. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    The climax of Episode VIII involves Rey kicking a field goal over Kylo Ren's head to make the Light Side victorious.
     
  19. DARTH_BELO

    DARTH_BELO Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The entirety of Episode VIII is filmed in a documentary style, with "confession room" breaks for each of the characters. Boyega and KMT are constantly talking to the camera in the "private box" about how they're crazy for eachother, but always pick on each other when they're together. In the Confessional, Chewbacca is in subtitles, which reveals finally that he actually speaks in ebonics.
     
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  20. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Ah, yes, I heard about this. Allegedly the title is Star Wars Episode VIII: Republic Office.
     
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  21. woj101

    woj101 Jedi Master star 2

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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    The Last Jedi is actually a guy named Barry
     
  23. Lulu Mars

    Lulu Mars Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    ...who also happens to be the FIRST Jedi...

    ...who also happens to be a time traveler...

    ...which opens the door to a Saga reboot!
     
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  24. GregMcP

    GregMcP Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    To evoke that nostagic feeling the 1970's, Episode 9 will be entirely filmed in Super 8.
     
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  25. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    ...and the homevideo release will be limited to Betamax and VHS.
     
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