Just got off Skype with Mark Hammill. He's been living off nothing but Special K, Protein Shakes, and raw eggs. He said he's "so ripped that all the hot Jedi babes won't be able to keep their paws off of him." He's also had a penis enlargement, facelift, and hair implants. He let slip that Carrie has had "so many implants, she's now as human as Darth Vader was." Harrison is refusing to get with the program, so Lucas and Arndt came up with an opening where Han Solo dies when his walker snaps and he falls out of the dinner line at Luby's.