Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Boxster Force Ghost

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    Starbucks and Apollo will make a cameo on Ep7.
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  2. princessnikki Jedi Master

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    Starbucks will be sponsoring the movie and it will be the home of the next Jedi Council who will all meet round a table with a Latte and their laptops to plan their attack on the Costa Coffee Sith Lords
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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Darth Sapient will be the villain for all three movies. He PM'd me this info along with some pics.

    Too soon?
  4. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    heh.

    Yeah, let's just not discuss that :p
  5. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    I heard this from a guy the sweeps the horse crap up at skywalker ranch.....that episode 7 will be a new 3D version of Robot Chicken ! .
    Last edited by chris hayes, Dec 31, 2012
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  6. stellarmagic01 Force Ghost

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    No, that's Star Wars: Detours, that is...
  7. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    Your post is loaded with eternal win.
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  8. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Sorry couldn't resist. I won't do it again.:p
  9. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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  10. chris hayes Jedi Grand Master

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    Breaking news form deep inside Disney : Episode VII will be all 3 Family Guy Star Wars movies roled into one 3D epic ! & re-shot in 48fps !!!
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  11. Legacy Jedi Endordude Jedi Grand Master

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    Just in, Justin Beiber is set to play Luke's younger 8 year old son. His role will consist of singing, flirting with his sister, and making sure his hair is bushy enough to engage a sith in battle. Wait, or is he playing luke's daughter? Hmmmm..............
  12. Legacy Jedi Endordude Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh, and this one is for JoeyArnold!

    Ewan McGregor is set to come back as luke's son, revealing Luke's secret orgins!
  13. Boxster Force Ghost

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    The ST blu-ray set will include the Disney game of spotting Hidden Mickey.
  14. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    George told me yesterday that the ST will be based on 'Red Heat' and 'Tango & Cash'.
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  15. Darth Chiznuk PT Trivia Master / Game Host

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    Okay, I'm just going to admit it now, I'm George Lucas and I made all this crap up just so I can have the last laugh at all the bashers: [face_devil]

    [IMG]
  16. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    Just got off the phone with Howard Gordon, who is actually ghostwriting the treatment. Claire Danes' character from "Homeland" is gonna be in Ep. 8 in a major plot twist she will reveal that Skywalker was a Sith Lord ever since the last frame of ROTJ! Then? Jack Bauer! As a Mandalore!
  17. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    Han and Luke will switch personalities so Luke can finally get with his sister.
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  18. Boxster Force Ghost

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  19. appleseed Force Ghost

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    Directed by Eli Roth. Megan Fox as Leia's daughter. The villain will be Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu.
  20. battlefrontboy Jedi Knight

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    Rumor has it the Millennium Falcon will be critically damaged, and just like the Bat-bike in the Dark Knight, Han will drive the cylindrical cockpit out of the Falcon and fly loops around enemy ships. It goes on throughout the trilogy flying through cylindrical obstacles and caves, not really fighting enemies but annoying them.
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  21. FryingpoorGreedo Jedi Master

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    Captain Kirk will appear with the crew of the enterprise and steals Jabba the Hutt as Scotty screams "their be whales!"
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  22. darthtuttle Force Ghost

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    My friend in the FBI has been monitoring George Lucas for years, as well as supershadow. it turns out that super shadow's girlfriend is the star of ep vii.
  23. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

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    I cracked open a fortune cookie and the slip inside said:

    "Solo and Falcon go down in flames. Lando kick it old school."
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  24. thegeek42 Jedi Youngling

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  25. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Sauron came to me in a vision last night and told me that George Lucas is not a real person but 5 little gnomes in one flannel shirt.