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Speculation In this thread, please fabricate "scoops" for Episode 7-9!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. Boxster

    Boxster Jedi Knight star 1

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    Starbucks and Apollo will make a cameo on Ep7.
     
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  2. princessnikki

    princessnikki Jedi Knight star 1

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    Starbucks will be sponsoring the movie and it will be the home of the next Jedi Council who will all meet round a table with a Latte and their laptops to plan their attack on the Costa Coffee Sith Lords
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Darth Sapient will be the villain for all three movies. He PM'd me this info along with some pics.

    Too soon?
     
  4. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    heh.

    Yeah, let's just not discuss that :p
     
  5. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    I heard this from a guy the sweeps the horse crap up at skywalker ranch.....that episode 7 will be a new 3D version of Robot Chicken ! .
     
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  6. stellarmagic01

    stellarmagic01 Jedi Master star 4

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    No, that's Star Wars: Detours, that is...
     
  7. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    Your post is loaded with eternal win.
     
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  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Sorry couldn't resist. I won't do it again.:p
     
  9. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  10. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Breaking news form deep inside Disney : Episode VII will be all 3 Family Guy Star Wars movies roled into one 3D epic ! & re-shot in 48fps !!!
     
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  11. Legacy Jedi Endordude

    Legacy Jedi Endordude Jedi Knight star 3

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    Just in, Justin Beiber is set to play Luke's younger 8 year old son. His role will consist of singing, flirting with his sister, and making sure his hair is bushy enough to engage a sith in battle. Wait, or is he playing luke's daughter? Hmmmm..............
     
  12. Legacy Jedi Endordude

    Legacy Jedi Endordude Jedi Knight star 3

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    Oh, and this one is for JoeyArnold!

    Ewan McGregor is set to come back as luke's son, revealing Luke's secret orgins!
     
  13. Boxster

    Boxster Jedi Knight star 1

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    The ST blu-ray set will include the Disney game of spotting Hidden Mickey.
     
  14. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    George told me yesterday that the ST will be based on 'Red Heat' and 'Tango & Cash'.
     
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  15. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Okay, I'm just going to admit it now, I'm George Lucas and I made all this crap up just so I can have the last laugh at all the bashers: [face_devil]

    [​IMG]
     
  16. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Just got off the phone with Howard Gordon, who is actually ghostwriting the treatment. Claire Danes' character from "Homeland" is gonna be in Ep. 8 in a major plot twist she will reveal that Skywalker was a Sith Lord ever since the last frame of ROTJ! Then? Jack Bauer! As a Mandalore!
     
  17. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    Han and Luke will switch personalities so Luke can finally get with his sister.
     
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  18. Boxster

    Boxster Jedi Knight star 1

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  19. appleseed

    appleseed Force Ghost star 5

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    Directed by Eli Roth. Megan Fox as Leia's daughter. The villain will be Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu.
     
  20. battlefrontboy

    battlefrontboy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Rumor has it the Millennium Falcon will be critically damaged, and just like the Bat-bike in the Dark Knight, Han will drive the cylindrical cockpit out of the Falcon and fly loops around enemy ships. It goes on throughout the trilogy flying through cylindrical obstacles and caves, not really fighting enemies but annoying them.
     
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  21. FryingpoorGreedo

    FryingpoorGreedo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Dec 22, 2012
    Captain Kirk will appear with the crew of the enterprise and steals Jabba the Hutt as Scotty screams "their be whales!"
     
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  22. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    My friend in the FBI has been monitoring George Lucas for years, as well as supershadow. it turns out that super shadow's girlfriend is the star of ep vii.
     
  23. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    I cracked open a fortune cookie and the slip inside said:

    "Solo and Falcon go down in flames. Lando kick it old school."
     
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  24. thegeek42

    thegeek42 Jedi Youngling

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  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Sauron came to me in a vision last night and told me that George Lucas is not a real person but 5 little gnomes in one flannel shirt.