San Diego, CA In This Thread, Speak Like Yoda You Will

Sage advice, GreyJedi has given me. The fork is for knowledge and defense, never for anger or eating. Consume TJ's Chicken Chile Verde Burritos for lunch, i will. A fork I will not need.

 

Dead, this thread has become. Revive it, I must in the bathroom...

 

Of the Dark Side this bathroom is... and how embarrassing to be caught with one's pants down... in the bathroom.

 

Closing middle of next week, escrow is.
Crapping in my pants I am.

 

for the pants-crapper, laundry you must do...

 

Summoned for jury duty, I was. On the FIRST DAY OF THE CON, it is!!!!! Move the date, I must. Show up to the trial in Jedi robes, I will. Crazy, they will think I am. Then Jedi justice, I will dispense on them all...

 

^lol

Went to Target I did today. Bought several Star Wars Candy Toppers to convert into Antenna Balls I did.

 

Desire to speak like Yoda do you? Simple it can be. Learn to speak like Yoda in 12 short weeks you will.. in Yoda's language school. Enroll now you will! (Click on picture to see a larger version)

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Saw that, I did. Funny...hmm...yes, funny. Good grammar, one must have.

 

remind me of school, this does. In the computer lab we were, said something yoda-like the person next to me did. Made me laugh, it did. "Why talk like yoda must you? Taunt me, you do," i said. Funny it was. Hmmm, yes...

 

meeting we had yesterday. videos we did watch. for me to poop on is that dog. compare saber sizes the guys did. to mara jade we give thanks for organizing. use the youth room we did, good seating/display space it had. beanbag i did use. comfy it was.

won artistic prints gray jedi did. ralph mcquarrie they are not. painted them doug chiang did.

 

Used the day-glo bathroom I did.
Knew not that luminescent my pee was.

 

luminescent beings are we... not this crude matter... apparently your bathroom ally is the force...

 

This was posted at Countingdown.com today by one of the members... I thought it was funny. (It is an interview with Yoda)

B:Was Star Wars your fist acting job?
Y:First, It was. Auditioned for The Muppet Show and Sesame Street, I did. Getting a job from those auditions, I did not. Using the force to teach young children the alphabet, you cannot, Big Bird said. Muppet look, vibe and dance moves, you don't have, Kermit said. Pissed off, I got. Force persuaded Dr. Teeth to bite Miss Piggy in the ass, I did. Gave Animal an uzi, I did. Locked him and the rest of the Muppets in the studio, I did.

B:How Did you actually get the Star Wars job?
Y:Walking down the street, I was. Out of nowhere saw a huge slug, I did. Talking to a man with a beard, he was.

B:Was it Obi Wan?
Y:Wrong, You are.

B:George Lucas?
Y:Right, you are. Over heard them talking about camera angles and other movie jargon, i did. Followed them i did. After them, i was running. "Excuse me", i said. Turned around, George did. Slipped over before getting two words in, I did.

B:What did u slip on?
Y:Jabba's slime trail, it was. Woke up in a bed in the studio, i did. Okay, are you?, he said. Groggy and dizzy, i was. Talked funny, i did. Because of the fall, it was. Sentence structured back to front, i spoke. From that day till now spoke like that, i have.

B:What happened?
Y:Got the Job, i did. Loved the way i spoke, George did. Style and look and vibe, George loved.

B:WOW thanks, Yoda that was great! Thanks Very much for your time!
Yroblem, it was not.

 

Lol, I am!

 

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Handsome I am.. yes... Whoop a$$ I can... yes... Mess with me not, for my ally is the Force, and a powerfull ally it is...powerfull...

 

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Size matters not...

 

from Jedi Fiction (as i recall it)

Yoda: A new lightsaber I must build, too short this one is.
Mace Windu: Hey, I thought you said size matters not.
Yoda: Perhaps to you, Mr. 72 inches reach with saber fully extended...

 

Sprained my right wrist is. Hurt typing this does. Fixing up my new Star Wars room was I. Building a glass display case was I. Used hand instead of hammer I did. Sprained my wrist became. How embarrassing, how embarrasing...

 

A Jedi uses the hammer for nailing and walls, never for the hand.

 

Let this thread die, I cannot.

 

Ah, resurrected this thread is. Good. Good.

Killed it cannot be, much like Obi-Wan.

 

Leaving for New Mexico tommorrow am I. Long the drive is through the desert. Hot and thirsty I will be. Taking my car to the shop today I am. In top condition my car must be for a journey so far... yes.

 

New Mexico? Strong the Dark Side is in that place.

 

A house I have in the Lincoln National Forest in New Mexico. Not been able to sleep nights have I. Worried about my house I am. Visions have I of terrible things happening to my abandoned house. Check on it I must. Weatherize the house and get it ready for the cold winter I must. Miss laser tag this weekend I must. To the Vice-chancellor you must all listen in my absence.