So how was everybody's day??? Pretty quiet shift at the club tonight... Called the cops on a crazy lady that was gonna report us to the FBI for sending her junkmail. Now when I say crazy, I wanna let you all know I mean CRAZY . If all the crazy people started their own loony town, this bird would indeed be the town crazy. She said she was not gonna leave until she received some sort of recompense, for the trauma caused by our promotional mail. So as I rather gently walked her out of the club, she went for the obvious bouncer-brutality whine. Other fun things predictably followed like death threats, and choice expletives questioning the pedigree of my breeding. She also tried the face-scratch and goolie-kick combo on the Duty Manager . The funniest moment of our interlude was when she made loud wailing noises, like a siren, when I told her I would call the police if she didn't quit scaring our other patrons out the front of the club. I guess she finally got tired of being crazy and went home... after another 10 minutes of gesticulating obscenities through the glass doors. So yeah other than that, it was a pretty cruisey night... It was actually quite fun cos we were trying out some schmick new two way radios, with snazzy little agent earpieces. Yup, after the shemozzle that was the Mundine/Green fight night, the club is lashing out $3500 on bringing our security crew to the 20th century . I've gotta say though, it feels kinda cool using these things. It certainly makes it seem all the more official-like. Now I've just gotta get some tips on the Agent Sith 'StaReDoWn' from Cain.