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Indiana Jones And The Secret Of The Lost Mystery

Discussion in 'Lucasfilm Ltd. In-Depth Discussion' started by Debo, Mar 11, 2003.

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  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As my father would say;

    "Where one left it."

     
  2. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nice start!

    Maybe in an ironic twist, Doctor Octopus goes out to dinner at a clandestine yet stylish restaurant to meet another villan in our story. At said restaurant, he orders "whatever's on special" which just happens to be......octopus.

    Also it would be a hilarous homage to Raisers to have Indy come face to face with the evil Doctor and utter..."Octopus. Why'd it have to be Octopus?"
     
  3. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wait! I have it! A musical!

    Mick Jagger could indeed be kidnapped. He'd be playing a nightclub entertainer from whenever the film is set, you see. Indiana Jones would be forced to join a singing troupe heading into war torn . . . um, somewhere in order to rescue Jagger who possesses the only map that could lead him to the mysterious Adam's Rib, said to give anyone who posesses it the power to . . . um . . . do something.

    Short Round would also join the troupe and Indy would be forced to strangle him to keep him from blowing his cover. The death scene would be, of course, set to music!

    Wait, wait, I'm getting something . . . Of course, Adam's Rib!

    A computer generated Spencer Tracy could appear as the mystical guardian of the Rib. Katherine Hepburn as the skeleton warrior queen who shoots fire balls from her nostrils.

    Neither of them would sing, of course.

     
  4. Old_Brown_Shoe

    Old_Brown_Shoe Jedi Master star 4

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    What would the mystical power of Adam's Rib be?
     
  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Uhh, judging by all the other IJ films, either eternal life or the ability for armies carrying it into battle to be undefeatable.

     
  6. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    What about Minty Fresh breath?

    [hl=purple]All you need is love![/hl]
     
  7. Indy3

    Indy3 Jedi Knight star 5

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    whrere would you find in Tenoticiclan?
    Who made that anyway?
     
  8. Terr_Mys

    Terr_Mys Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    No no, Indiana Jones can't go to Mexico. He has to go somewhere with...sand. Somewhere known for having sand. Ah! I know... Pensacola, FL. Yes, and while he's there he runs into the mystical spirit of David Morse's character from Contact.

    Now how to relate this with Adam's Rib...
     
  9. LordSolo

    LordSolo Jedi Youngling

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    [edited] YOU ALL!!!

    YJ edit: When hiding a swear, be sure to mask out every letter.
     
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