Discussion in 'Community' started by Ghost, Nov 2, 2013.
So I guess dolphins are under maritime law now?
I had this thought. I have a female friend who lives in India and women really are still treated very, very poorly.
Does this mean we're going to get horrific dolphin on human fanfic?
To hear people talk on other sites I visit, there apparently already are.
As opposed to... close to every other country on the planet?
I am going to murder everything.
Because I just had to....
Bender: Who wants dolphin?
Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Leela: Oh, OK.
Amy: That's different.
Farnsworth: Good, good.
Leela: Pass the blowhole.
Amy: Can I have a fluke?
Hermes: Hey, quit hogging the bottle-nose.
Farnsworth: Toss me the speech center of the brain!
Well, sure, but most other countries aren't giving dolphins human rights. It's just kind of weird that they care so much about dolphins, but oppress women. The oppression of women isn't news,, but the oppression of women w/special exaltation of dolphins is a new twist.
What makes you think the people in the Ministry of Environment and Forests have anything to do with rape cases, or that they necessarily agree with the sloppy handling by local jurisdictions? A country can't advance on one social issue without advancing on all of them? They have to follow some arbitrary hierarchy? First, achieve equality of the sexes, and only then can they give rights to cetaceans?
Come to think of it, why does the Department of Health and Human Services care so much about giving Americans healthcare when we're blowing up thousands of people in Afghanistan?! First we must end warfare. Only then can we think of giving out healthcare.
Geez, point taken. I just thought it was a funny dichotomy. I wasn't trying to lay out India's roadmap to a better tomorrow or anything.
A BRIGHTER FUTURE! A BETTER TOMORROW! MORE SHOUTING IN EVERY FORUM!
I'm appalled! This is blatant cannibalism!
Dolphins already rape each other and possibly humans on their own without any kind of sanctioning as a legal person.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
I can't believe no one has said that yet,
How can we tell when dolphins are raping each other?
Is it just me, or does it seen incredibly bizarre that we would award another species human rights but deny the same to our own offspring?
I posted it on the first page.
I SEE NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT CULTURES PROGRESS IN DIFFERENT WAYS AT DIFFERENT TIMES WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ARBITER OF MORALITY THE FOREST DEPARTMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ABORTIONS OR WITH DOLPHINS EITHER BUT I BRING IT UP ANYWAY SO WHAT IS WHAT I SAY TO YOUR STATEMENT
Your caps is stuck bro.
NO IT ISN'T! IT'S THE HERALD OF A NEW WORLD! A BRIGHTER FUTURE! A BETTER TOMORROW! MORE BRIAN BLESSEDS IN EVERY THREAD!
How does India feel about the Miami Dolphins?
Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
Oh, does this mean that we can now baptize dolphins and make them Christians?
I used my phone. Beware.pf.typos.
If we're going to baptize a being that's always surrounded by water, does it mean we sprinkle sand on top of them instead?