Waco, TX infinities

hello, it's that time again to go where every late night smoke out seesion at Ghost Planet Inc. has gone before, "to the pointless universe known as "infinites"

this weekends question: What would have happened if lukes pansy balls ass had been eaten by a wamp rat on the way to "old Ben Kenobi"

 

Thats easy, Ben would not have known about the request for help until too late. Leia would have been executed on the Death Star. Ben and Yoda are too feeble to go up against the emperor. The Rebellion would have been crushed and thats that.
Flash forward to Yuzhan Vong, they would have been crushed in short order by Palpatines mighty army and his "Ultimate power in the universe, and all the humans would live happily until the Wookie race rose up in defiance and crushed your puny human empire!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!