Insanity Board: A place to release your inner-self *UNOFFICAL*

Around the boards I have heard many people wanting a place to brag about how insane they are. So here It is, a place where we all have something in common, Insanity! Let's see what you've Got!


Edit: Time's up.

 

My insanity knows no boundaries!! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!

 

quote frum my stista: 'insane noses have boundrys'
QJR, I agree. collect more peole to come here before we regain sanity!
I like stumble.com!: [image=http://site.despair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pov.jpg]I found that with the stumble toolbar for firefox! strange huh?

 

You guys are hilarious!!

 

Okay. That easter egg picture just completely cracked me up!

And I love this thread.

Because I am the epitome of insanity.
Muhahahahahahaha.

Honestly, mesa crazy in the head. But you have to be a bit loony to get through this world, yes?

 

Check THIS out! and THIS and this strange huh?

 

Hilarious! I love it! Check this out:
[image=http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-hamster-eats-cheese.jpg]
[image=http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/squirrel_sith_lightning.jpg]
[image=http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/jedi_squirrel.jpg]
Those were fun to look at/up.
Warped wiseman wonders: If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, why practice?

 

*LOL* u girls may be offend by this

 

Seen those already.

 

Me too, but they're still adorable.

 

Well, I am certainly not crazy. And the fact that my doc want to put me into mental help fopr a few weeks doesn't change that any.
I am normal as my next man.
That would be Ceillean, I think.
Proof of sanity.
(film)

 

I know I'm a litle late, but this is HYLARICAL!!! I laughed my head off!! *raises glass* Here's to you, n00b.

Here's mine: Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!!

 

We have some nasty jokes about men, too, so us wimmin better not fuss about that one too much.

I like this one, too. Very sensible way to use a lightsaber in times of peace.

And I like hamsters!!!

Cute +1
Trooper in training
Too sweet

 

*paces around, muttering unintelligibly*

 

helium filled monkeys bounce well. so do hyper chipmunks... Don't ask me how i found that out...
BSOD MESSAGE: a purple monkey was caught in the hard drive when you were running the program "blender". Please pray for the monkey and hope he gets better. do the same for your PC. thank you, and have a horrid day! :BSOD MESSAGE END

 

Stupid fun for everyone.
I had no idea how many colourful ways tehre are to call somebody stupid. then I found a list by accident (looking up something about hamsters...) and rotfled. As they say: the wheel is running but the hamster is dead.

A few cards short of a deck
A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce
A sandwich short of a picnic
About as bright as a burnt-out 20 watt light bulb.
About as useful as a chocolate fireguard/teapot
An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
As much use as a one legged man at an arse-kicking contest.
As smart as bait
As thick as two short planks
Body by God, Mind by Mattel.
Bright as Alaska in December
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Doesn?t have both oars in the water
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Elevator don't quite make the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Has delusions of adequacy.
Has two brain cells, one's lost and the other is out looking for it
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
He?s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut
He's got a leak in his think-tank
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
He's so dense light bends around him
His porch light ain't on
I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
If brains were chocolate - he wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M
If brains were dynamite - he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
If brains were taxed, he?d get a rebate
If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous
If he were any more stupid, he?d have to be watered twice a week
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back
If you stand close enough to 'em you can hear the ocean
Isn?t firing on all 6 cylinders
Kangaroo loose in the top paddock
Like a pair of children?s scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp
Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.
Mind is in neutral, body is in gear
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
Not the brightest light in the harbour
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree
Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
On/off switch is stuck in the off position
One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Room temperature IQ
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge but he just gargledThe elevator is stuck between floors.
The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn?t coming
Would be out of her depth in a mud puddle.
A safe distance from genius.
When your I.Q. rises to 28, sell.
A photographic memory, but forgot to load the film.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
About as sharp as a marble.
About as deep as a thumb-tack


Bold incidactes my faves.
If you know any more, please share. (Only if they're funny )

 

These are so funny! I think I might keep one or two for my fic.

 

A few plums short of a fruit pie
If his brains were lard, he wouldn't be able to grease a pan
Not the brightest crayon in the box

...I don't know too many good ones.
One I thought should be in there, but I might have skimmed over it: 'A few fries short of a Happy Meal' is one I hear alot.

 

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My milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard, you hear that, it's not better than yours

 

I am going to put my dispatcher in my new favorite chair...."Embrace of Pain" for a few days and let him find out how we drivers are feeling sometimes. Then I am going to put some of our stupid drivers in next.

Check this out...One of our drivers was in NJ and he/she called the dispatcher and told them it was too slick. Well, he went ahead and drove that day and slid into a car. Then another one ran into a wrecker truck pulling out a Road Service truck. Now tell me they had any brains at all.

Company Policy says, if it is too slick to drive Safely, then Don't! Some drivers need what little brains they have replaced with a droid brain....hum...I do feel better, thanks guys and gals.