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Discussion in 'Salt Lake City, UT' started by Jedi_Noghri, Mar 30, 2004.

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  1. Jedi_Angell

    Jedi_Angell Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Well, Andy and I, late at night, have the habit of replacing Jawa with other nouns in Star Wars dialog....yeah, only at 2am is it funny
     
  2. AllenReturns

    AllenReturns Jedi Youngling star 2

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    like, "Geez, look at the size of his Jawa!"
     
  3. Jedi_Noghri

    Jedi_Noghri Jedi Youngling star 3

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    R2 that jawa's broken loose again. See if you can't lock it down.

    That's no moon. It's a jawa.

    I see you have constructed yourself a new jawa

    I don't believe there is one all powerfull Jawa controlling my destiny
     
  4. ondiv

    ondiv Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL @ ^^
     
  5. AllenReturns

    AllenReturns Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I am a Jawa, like my father was before me.
     
  6. Jowebee17

    Jowebee17 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That's great !....Let me try one....

    Use the Jawa Luke, let go Luke.

    The Jawa is strong with this one.





    or.

    Luke, you switched off your Jawa computer, what's wrong ?
    Nothing I'm all right...
     
  7. 20x6

    20x6 Jedi Master star 4

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    I happen to like Jawas.
    I'm a Jawa

    But I was going into tashi Station to pick up on some Jawas
     
  8. AllenReturns

    AllenReturns Jedi Youngling star 2

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    continuation of above:

    There arent enough Jawas in your life...

     
  9. Jowebee17

    Jowebee17 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    You can waste time with your Jawas after your chores are done !
     
  10. Amber_eyes

    Amber_eyes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I find your lack of Jawa disturbing.
     
  11. Jowebee17

    Jowebee17 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aug 16, 2003
    Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Jawa
     
  12. Jowebee17

    Jowebee17 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Well there are two banthas down there, but I don't see any.................wait a second, they are Jawas all right, I can see one of them now.

     
  13. AllenReturns

    AllenReturns Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Chewie! Lock in the auxilary Jawa!
     
  14. Jedi_Noghri

    Jedi_Noghri Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jabba's put a such a big Jawa on your head , every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you

    A jawa's not an easy thing to live with

    at that range we wont last long againts those jawas

    We'll last longer than we will against THAT Jawa
     
  15. Jowebee17

    Jowebee17 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Noghri,

    I think that's the best one thus far....

    "At that range we wont last long against those Jawas"


    LOL
     
  16. Jedi_Noghri

    Jedi_Noghri Jedi Youngling star 3

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    As you can see I have too much time on my hands
     
  17. AllenReturns

    AllenReturns Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Better than having too many hands on your time
     
  18. Jedi_Angell

    Jedi_Angell Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That one was mine! But Andy had one that was easlily the best, I just don't remmber what it was....
     
  19. Jedi_Noghri

    Jedi_Noghri Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Actually I started it by saying "at that range we wont last long againts those jawas"

    then you followed up by saying "We'll last longer than we will against THAT Jawa"

    so it was a joint effort
     
  20. Jedi_Angell

    Jedi_Angell Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That's right, I remember now....it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late!
     
  21. Jedi_Noghri

    Jedi_Noghri Jedi Youngling star 3

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    off topic, holy crap it's hot. I may have to start wearing shorts before I melt.
     
  22. AllenReturns

    AllenReturns Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I'm from South Carolina where its just about as hot there as it is here- probably a little more so- and we got the heavy humidity. Here's some fun lil saying we have about the SC heat- alot could apply to here:

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN SOUTH CAROLINA IN JULY WHEN...
    1. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
    2. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
    3. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
    4. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
    5. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
    6. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
    7. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
    8. You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.
    9. You actually burn your hand opening the car
    door.
    10. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
    11. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
    12. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
    13. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. 14. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
    15. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
    16. You can make sun tea instantly.
    ............Ah, what a place to call home.........................
    >
     
  23. frio_carr

    frio_carr Jedi Youngling star 3

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  24. Jedi_Noghri

    Jedi_Noghri Jedi Youngling star 3

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    doesn't anybody post anymore?
     
  25. ondiv

    ondiv Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nope.
    Hehe.
     
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