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Discussion in 'Salt Lake City, UT' started by Jedi_Noghri, Mar 30, 2004.

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  1. Jedi_Angell Jedi Master

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    Well, Andy and I, late at night, have the habit of replacing Jawa with other nouns in Star Wars dialog....yeah, only at 2am is it funny
  2. AllenReturns Jedi Knight

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    Apr 14, 2004
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    like, "Geez, look at the size of his Jawa!"
  3. Jedi_Noghri Jedi Master

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    Mar 17, 2004
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    R2 that jawa's broken loose again. See if you can't lock it down.

    That's no moon. It's a jawa.

    I see you have constructed yourself a new jawa

    I don't believe there is one all powerfull Jawa controlling my destiny
  4. ondiv Jedi Master

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  5. AllenReturns Jedi Knight

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    I am a Jawa, like my father was before me.
  6. Jowebee17 Jedi Knight

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    That's great !....Let me try one....

    Use the Jawa Luke, let go Luke.

    The Jawa is strong with this one.





    or.

    Luke, you switched off your Jawa computer, what's wrong ?
    Nothing I'm all right...
  7. 20x6 Force Ghost

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    Apr 10, 2003
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    I happen to like Jawas.
    I'm a Jawa

    But I was going into tashi Station to pick up on some Jawas
  8. AllenReturns Jedi Knight

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    continuation of above:

    There arent enough Jawas in your life...

  9. Jowebee17 Jedi Knight

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    You can waste time with your Jawas after your chores are done !
  10. Amber_eyes Jedi Master

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    I find your lack of Jawa disturbing.
  11. Jowebee17 Jedi Knight

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    Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Jawa
  12. Jowebee17 Jedi Knight

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    Well there are two banthas down there, but I don't see any.................wait a second, they are Jawas all right, I can see one of them now.

  13. AllenReturns Jedi Knight

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    Chewie! Lock in the auxilary Jawa!
  14. Jedi_Noghri Jedi Master

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    Jabba's put a such a big Jawa on your head , every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you

    A jawa's not an easy thing to live with

    at that range we wont last long againts those jawas

    We'll last longer than we will against THAT Jawa
  15. Jowebee17 Jedi Knight

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    Noghri,

    I think that's the best one thus far....

    "At that range we wont last long against those Jawas"


    LOL
  16. Jedi_Noghri Jedi Master

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    As you can see I have too much time on my hands
  17. AllenReturns Jedi Knight

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    Better than having too many hands on your time
  18. Jedi_Angell Jedi Master

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    That one was mine! But Andy had one that was easlily the best, I just don't remmber what it was....
  19. Jedi_Noghri Jedi Master

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    Actually I started it by saying "at that range we wont last long againts those jawas"

    then you followed up by saying "We'll last longer than we will against THAT Jawa"

    so it was a joint effort
  20. Jedi_Angell Jedi Master

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    That's right, I remember now....it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late!
  21. Jedi_Noghri Jedi Master

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    off topic, holy crap it's hot. I may have to start wearing shorts before I melt.
  22. AllenReturns Jedi Knight

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    I'm from South Carolina where its just about as hot there as it is here- probably a little more so- and we got the heavy humidity. Here's some fun lil saying we have about the SC heat- alot could apply to here:

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN SOUTH CAROLINA IN JULY WHEN...
    1. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
    2. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
    3. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
    4. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
    5. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
    6. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
    7. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
    8. You discover you can get sunburned through your car window.
    9. You actually burn your hand opening the car
    door.
    10. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
    11. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
    12. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
    13. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. 14. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
    15. The cows are giving evaporated milk.
    16. You can make sun tea instantly.
    ............Ah, what a place to call home.........................
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  23. frio_carr Jedi Knight

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  24. Jedi_Noghri Jedi Master

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    doesn't anybody post anymore?
  25. ondiv Jedi Master

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