[internet campaign] i would like to be considered for the position of games moderator

Discussion in 'Games' started by hudzu, Oct 5, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    and you should vote for me!

    heres why:

    1) i contain a deep sarcastic streak and regularly mock people who post dumb things.

    2) i never ever ever ever visit this forum. you'd see me demoted due to inactivity after like five days. a new record? lets find out.

    3) i enjoy lording in-jokes made half a decade ago over new users who came here to talk about this great idea for a game they had.

    4) i don't really care if i get the job or not.

    as you can see, i'm the perfect candidate!
  2. Master-Fett Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2002
    star 6
    I'm sorry Jacen, but I just can't see you delivering the proper amounts of neglect, condescension, and utter apathy toward everything on the board that is required of all moderators on this board. You just don't have what it takes, kid.


    We should bring back Yane instead.
  3. Im_just_guessing Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2002
    star 7
    Why don't you get on your forceboat and head on over to comms jacen.
  4. DarthBobbalot Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2002
    star 5
  5. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
  6. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2000
    star 9
    You have my vote, which once would have meant something round here.
  7. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    kids these days. they just don't know what they're missing.
  8. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2004
    star 6
    I'm sorry, half-a-decade old injokes aren't old or obscure enough.
  9. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    You must pass the ultimate quiz to gain my support.

    1) What game needs to be always mentioned whenever there is a chance for a new Star Wars game because it would be the greatest of games?

    2)What game needs to be always mentioned whenever there is a chance for a new Star Wars game when you are being sarcastic?

    3) What is a forceboat?

    ----------

    Also, how can we be sure of your idleness? Not coming to Games isn't enough--you need to stop posting anywhere or logging in.
  10. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    i'd answer your questions but i'm too busy trying to think of a way to not post and show you i'm not posting. pretty sure i'm failing at that.
  11. Dan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 15, 1999
    star 6
    A half-decade? Let's not sell ourselves short here.
  12. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    wait, what year is this?
  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2000
    star 9
  14. The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth

    Manager
    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 10
    You'll have to stand in line between Marcus and Yane. If you're still standing by time the cycle comes back aroun to you- you put too much effort to qualify for the position.
  15. -Phoenix- Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 5
    I want to be considered for the position of Deputy to Jacen's theoretical Sheriff. I'm not qualified in any way, I just want to be a deputy.
  16. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 19, 1999
    star 7
    Needs more in-jokes from prior to the advent of the intertubes.
  17. Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2001
    star 6
    There's always next time.

    And in keeping with tradition, he'll be going idle sooner or later and you'll be back up for possible selection!
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.