and you should vote for me! heres why: 1) i contain a deep sarcastic streak and regularly mock people who post dumb things. 2) i never ever ever ever visit this forum. you'd see me demoted due to inactivity after like five days. a new record? lets find out. 3) i enjoy lording in-jokes made half a decade ago over new users who came here to talk about this great idea for a game they had. 4) i don't really care if i get the job or not. as you can see, i'm the perfect candidate!