[internet campaign] i would like to be considered for the position of games moderator

and you should vote for me!

heres why:

1) i contain a deep sarcastic streak and regularly mock people who post dumb things.

2) i never ever ever ever visit this forum. you'd see me demoted due to inactivity after like five days. a new record? lets find out.

3) i enjoy lording in-jokes made half a decade ago over new users who came here to talk about this great idea for a game they had.

4) i don't really care if i get the job or not.

as you can see, i'm the perfect candidate!

I'm sorry Jacen, but I just can't see you delivering the proper amounts of neglect, condescension, and utter apathy toward everything on the board that is required of all moderators on this board. You just don't have what it takes, kid.


We should bring back Yane instead.

Why don't you get on your forceboat and head on over to comms jacen.

Boo this man!

banned

You have my vote, which once would have meant something round here.

kids these days. they just don't know what they're missing.

You must pass the ultimate quiz to gain my support.

1) What game needs to be always mentioned whenever there is a chance for a new Star Wars game because it would be the greatest of games?

2)What game needs to be always mentioned whenever there is a chance for a new Star Wars game when you are being sarcastic?

3) What is a forceboat?

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Also, how can we be sure of your idleness? Not coming to Games isn't enough--you need to stop posting anywhere or logging in.

i'd answer your questions but i'm too busy trying to think of a way to not post and show you i'm not posting. pretty sure i'm failing at that.

A half-decade? Let's not sell ourselves short here.

wait, what year is this?

Hello, friend.

I want to be considered for the position of Deputy to Jacen's theoretical Sheriff. I'm not qualified in any way, I just want to be a deputy.

Needs more in-jokes from prior to the advent of the intertubes.

There's always next time.

And in keeping with tradition, he'll be going idle sooner or later and you'll be back up for possible selection!