1.Yanks or Diamondbacks "For slaves or food?" 2. If you could only kill one Backstreet boy which would it be? "None. Their music is an essential part of the breaking process." 3. Vader or Maul? "The ancestor of the cursed Jedaaii's founder who has pledged himself to the monstrous abomination that is machinery fully so or the warrior who enjoys pain and ritual scarfication?" "A difficult choice..." *kills the questioner's family* 4. Jag or Kyp? "Kyp Duroun proves himself worthy as a Jedaii by slaughtering the millions of civilians meant to be housed in the Super Worldship over Serendipidal's remains. Jagged Fel has yet to display such worthiness." *is whispered to by Vegere* "If you mean for Jania I intend to keep her as my love monkey." 5. Vong or Borg? "Our righteous hatred of the evil machines will drive us to victory over the cubed ones in short order as our gods guide us to destroy them all....at least we were never beaten by Mrs. Columbo." 6. Can I borrow some cash? I gotta pay this citation for parking my TIE Fighter in a "No Parking" Zone. *pulls out Vodoon crab wallet* "Sure kid...reach in."