Introduce yerself!

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by westford, Nov 12, 2002.

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  1. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 18, 2001
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    That was some storm last night! :eek: [face_worried]
  2. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    aye, it most certainly was......

    whle city was shaking, and now its littered with bits of tree, bits of roof, bits of pigeon....
  3. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Hmm, who shall I ban first?
    :p
  4. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    how the FUDGE did that fudging happen ?

    powers that be !
    yes, you !

    what the fudge was going throughj your pointy little heads when you decided to give THAT...

    // points at Obi-One

    ... FUDGING GOAT ABUSER board superpowers ?

    it'll all end in ouzo and traditional dancing, I warn you......

    heheheh
    congratulations Obi-One....... I think.......
  5. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Nae worry Mr DD. I have my powers for only 24 more hours. And I can't ban anybody. :( :_|

    Oh well, they gave Palps temporary emergency powers. [face_mischief]
  6. malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA

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    Danky - we need to invent a game that you won so we can give you VIP colours for a week or so.

    Hell, it might actually liven the place up a bit if we had a genuine competition - you should speak to Yoshee.
  7. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Excellent idea malkie!

    [image=http://www.hepo.gr/images/ouzo.jpg]

    [image=http://www.e-lesvos.net/graphics/ouzo.jpg]

    [image=http://www.theosgreektaverna.co.nz/Page8/Photos/ouzo.JPG]

    [image=http://www.theosgreektaverna.co.nz/Page8/Photos/B%27daygirl.JPG]
  8. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    ouzo !

    I can feel my liver twitching at the very sight of the stuff......

    yes indeed, I must have a word with Yoshee about new scottish board stuff ? is the gents public lavatory at Kings Cross, third cubicle along, knock three times and ask for 'Steve' still the best way to get in touch with him, aye?
  9. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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  10. malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA

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    Depends - on Friday's he prefers to be called "Debra"
  11. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    or 'Debbie' to his regulars.

    Did we hear whether or not Yoshee managed to wriggle out of that 'gross indecency with domestic animals' charge ?

    poor Tiddles. She hardly ever comes out from behind that sofa these days....
  12. malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA

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    He got off because the DCI was his accomplice.
  13. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    Arg! Never, ever eat chilli beans while you're away from your toilet!
    [face_sick]
  14. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    conversely, its unwise to go to the toilet just after cutting chillis.....
  15. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://freespace.virgin.net/kenny.m/Art/Neds2.jpg]
  16. Merku Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 11, 2005
    Name:Ryan Anderson
    Age: 17
    Where are you from? Glasgow
    What are you doing on the Scottish board? I'm scottish
    Favourite Star Wars episode: Return of the Jedi
    Favourite Star Wars character: chewbacca or R2
    If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? a cat
    How's the weather? pish
    Tea or coffee? Tea
    Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru
    Whisky or whiskey? don't drink
    Last dream you remember: Being attcked by a gang of bisexuals dressed like neds
    Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: not telling
    Last book you read: Stupid white men
  17. Shara Jedi Master

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    As well, it's unwise to ride to Oban with DD after a night of binge drinking.

    :p

    Ahh the memories.
  18. AngelaJade Jedi Knight

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    Feb 14, 2003
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    Being attcked by a gang of bisexuals dressed like neds


    *raises eyebrow*

    *avoids asking how you knew they were bisexuals...*

    :)

    Welcome!
  19. chris_ob Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 6, 2005
    Name: Chris
    Age: 20
    Where are you from? Just outside Glasgow
    What are you doing on the Scottish board? Being a Scot-geek like the rest of your good selves :)
    Favourite Star Wars episode: Empire
    Favourite Star Wars character: Palpatine
    If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Cat, they have it pretty cushy
    How's the weather? Dry and bright but it snowed earlier [face_worried]
    Tea or coffee? Coffee
    Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Bru
    Whisky or whiskey? Neither </lightweight>
    Last dream you remember: Some random bloke was in my bed and wouldn't leave, and kept shouting at me to go buy him beer :_|
    Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Peter Andre back in 1998 or so [face_plain]
    Last book you read: I can't remember, it's been ages :(
  20. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    hopefully yir opinion of Peter Andre has changed in light of his engagement to that barrage-ballloon woman.....
  21. chris_ob Jedi Padawan

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    My opinion changed whenever I saw his face, actually! He's a perfect example of a "bobfoc" (Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch) [face_sick]
  22. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    I sense we share some of the same literary tastes.....
    [image=http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0752215078.02._PE30_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg]
  23. chris_ob Jedi Padawan

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    Excellent, someone knows what I'm talking about (finally!) :D
  24. Gama_212 Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 25, 2004
    Name: Gavin
    Age: 26
    Where are you from? East Kilbride

    What are you doing on the Scottish board? As above

    Favourite Star Wars episode: TPM

    Favourite Star Wars character: Sabé (queen's decoy)

    If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one
    would you choose? Dog cause they got style

    How's the weather? Sunny but baltic

    Tea or coffee? Coffee

    Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Bar Bru

    Whisky or whiskey? Just give me Jack D

    Last dream you remember: Trying to remove my own apendix with a plaastic knife + fork and sealing the wound with masking tape.

    Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Tami Stronach

    Last book you read: Bravemouth: Living With Billy Connolly - Pamela Stephenson
  25. Master_Matt Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 11, 2005
    Name:matthew watson
    Age:32
    Where are you from? Glasgow Rutherglen
    What are you doing on the Scottish board? found this site when looking for ep3 trailer
    Favourite Star Wars episode: empire
    Favourite Star Wars character: R2D2
    If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? panther
    How's the weather? pissing doon ony kiddin sunny
    Tea or coffee? tea
    Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru
    Whisky or whiskey? jack
    Last dream you remember: i dont
    Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: no comment
    Last book you read: stephen kings salems lot

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