Introduce yerself!

OK, let's see if I can remember all the questions:

I'm Tracy Kelly, 33, sonographer from Yuma, Arizona.

I new to the boards and decided to visit the Scotland forums because I am pissed off at several American posters-no worries- I'm sure we'll all be friends by morning.

Fave SW character- BOBA FETT

Last book read HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

What else was there...not whisky or whiskey, how about anything with rum?

Transforming into an animal, which one...a bald eagle, endangered,protected,flies.

OK, I probably forgot something but it's a start!

 

OH YEAH!

Cola, the weather is very hot- 104F, I had a dream last night I adopted a bratty little girl!

 

Cola !?!

the only soft drink that we allow around here is Irn Bru !

cola indeed.



welcome to Scotchland, Tronkelly.

 

Name: Nik or Nicola to those I'm in trouble with
Age: 33
Where are you from? Cheshire
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Just met a Scottish guy and I thought I'd check if you're ALL nuts... (and to get some translations)
Favourite Star Wars episode: Attack of the Clones
Favourite Star Wars character: Oh come on now... if you don't know by now... STORMTROOPERS!!!
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? A bird
How's the weather? Not too bad thanks!
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Neither, sorry
Whisky or whiskey? Whisky (got told off by Mr DD once before for saying whiskEy)
Last dream you remember: One about being rescued by a Medieval Knight
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: My female athletics teacher at school
Last book you read: Charles Dickens - Nicholas Nikleby

 

Hullo. I'd like to take up the occasional residence here for posting and generally messing about if I may. I'm hoping that this board's reasonably welcoming for those of us who aren't Scottish('Scots-Dash' if you understand Venn Diagrams).

I know Malkie already, and since he and I are nemeses, I'm hoping he doesn't catch me here unawares.

Name: Adam(call me Adz)
Age: 29
Where are you from? Swindon
What are you doing on the Scottish board? I've heard about the Glaswegian Star Wars, and can't wait to read it.
Favourite Star Wars episode: The Empire Strikes Back
Favourite Star Wars character: Vader or maybe Palpatine. Hard to choose.
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? A Swan.
How's the weather? Pissin' it down.
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Er... I'll say Irn Bru, before I get my wimpy, silk-tie-wearing South-o'-the-border arse pummelled.
Whisky or whiskey? Usually drunk by the time I give the spelling any thought.
Last dream you remember: I wrote it up as a horror story. Wanna read it? PM me. It's ****-scary.
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: I've been embarrassed and humiliated EVERY TIME I've made the mistake of actually fancying someone!
Last book you read: I eat them.

That's most o' my personal details. I wondered if Darth_Thump is ever to be found hanging around these boards. I owe him a debt, since his Glaswegian lessons proved most amusing and inspirational. A few days ago, I felt compelled to offer "Star Wars in Glaswegian" scene on the London FFUK as a strange gift for Malkie, and have Thumper's lessons to thank for inspiring me to write that. Anyway, having done it, and shown my "work"(LOL!) to solojones and Malkie himself, they both informed me that Star Wars in Glaswegian is alive and well here on these boards. So, I figured I'd best come and check it out.

So hello to you all!

Adz.

 

my my...

business is booming

welcome stormie-fan and thrax.
nice to have you onboard, especially those of you who are burdz.

 

Sadly I'm not a burd, but Malkie's seen me dressed as one.

Edit: thinkin' about it, my 'answers' post contains the confession that, of all the animals I'd like to be reincarnated as a Swan- or at least, it's the animal that's most befitting of me - BUT, somehow, I'm not quite sure that's the kind of burd you meant.

 

*Checks*

Oh yes definately a burd and I can prove it too

 

"Oh yes definately a burd and I can prove it too"

Always the same... one dram o' the whisky and the armour comes off in no time.

You're gonna give us Unglish a bad name again, Nik.

 

greetings one and all.

now, the rules:
1) Newcomers buy the drinks
2) Newcomers buy the drinks
3) Newcomers buy the drinks
etc
there is an addendum, however...
1a) Newcomers who is burdz can avoid buying the drinks by being brazenly flirtatious

 

*Sigh* It's always me, isn't it?

*Buys the feckin' drinks... again*

 

ahhhhh.... the man can take a hint !

just a large one, please
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1a) Newcomers who is burdz can avoid buying the drinks by being brazenly flirtatious



*sits on DD's knee*

D'ye want tae see whits under ma armour?!

 

Just the one bottle, DD?

Oh, well I suppose it is only lunchtime.

 

I KNOW whit's under your armour.......... ma hands

// grabs bottle and runs

// keeps running, cos its the Glasgow half-marathon this weekend, and, rain or shine, I've got to do seven miles a night....

// is chafed already

 

Ahhhh so that's what it was... I thought it was my pet ferret again

WOW good luck with run!!

 

I actually have a pet ferret........ and my dad has 10 of the nippy wee buggers..... come from a long line of gamekeepers, y'know....

aye the glasgow race ? nae worries about finishing it, cos this is my fourth or fifth go, and I know what to expect (pain, blisters, pain, chafing, pain, bleeding nipples and pain) ? the big question is "what time?" will I do it in.

I dream of 1hr 45mins, but 1hr 55 is probaby closer to the mark.

anyway, genuinely training time. see yous bawbags later.

 

Name: Susan
Age: 38 (birthday two days ago. :-D )
Where are you from? Kansas
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Love the accent, love the country and hope to someday come over and see the country. Is one of my dream vacation spots. *dreams about it*
Favourite Star Wars episode: Ep. II
Favourite Star Wars character: Ewan McGregor (young Obi-Wan)
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? a horse...they run wild and free or a bird, they fly free and high.
How's the weather? hot
Tea or coffee? Tea,herbal
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Cola
Whisky or whiskey? Don't drink...sorry
Last dream you remember:
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied:a young guy who was in Scotland for college. Came home and he was all handsome and older looking. Sexy as hell but...alas, he didn't fancy me so....now we don't talk and he works where I do...so everytime I see 'im it's a bit embarassing.
Last book you read: 2nd Chance by James Patterson

 

greetings.

although I'm not sure what our rulebook sez about tee-totallers...

// checks rulebook

aye, it sez here, 'tee-totallers : offer them sympathy and a cup of tea ? they can make themselves useful as designated drivers'

tea ?

 

Mr. DD, thanks for the greetings. I'm glad I meet with the regs in the rulebook. I can be a DD too...that would be designated driver.

As for tea, aye, I'll have some tea. thank you.

 

nae bother.

breakfast, earl gray or nambarrie ?

or d'ye want to see the light and just have a wee whisly instead ??

 

Aye, I can handle a bit o' whiskey in mae tea. Just a wee bit, to take the edge off ya know? Just put it in mae earl grey and we'll do a toast or two.

 

that's the spirit !

 

How's the weather north of the border, DD. Summer's been lousy. Nowt but tiping it down. Have to get drunk just to cope with it, don't you reckon?

 

aye well, its been tropical here, quite literally.....

several glorious incredibly hot days, building to a peak of clamminess, then several torrential downpour days, still hot , then back to the sunshine, and repeat...

not the usual scottish pattern at all.
actually reminds me very much of India, which I visited a few times last century - completely predictable weather, with lovely sunshine then a warm downpour at 4pm every day.

very much beer weather, as opposed to spirits.