[INVASION]

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I AM NOT YELLING. I WAS BORN WITHOUT VOICE MODULATION. THIS IS ME WHISPERING. AND NOW I AM YELLING.

 

That is a true picture of me.

 

Of course it is!

 

SoloCommand has put me in charge while he is away. No pics.

 

Wait, is that Pokemon #534?

 

Tracy you look awful.

 

Well maybe it is just a true representation of my spirit.

And I dunno ... pokemon 534? I would say there is none. I dont think they have passed 500 yet. But i could be wrong. With Sapphire and Ruby the numbering got all weird.

 

Get out of my thread

 

But we like your thread.

 

My favorite pokemon (not for battling, just for cuteness!) is sandshrew! It also happens to be pokemon #27 in the original numbering!!

 

I poke mons all the time.

 

JCC is my favorite forum ever. I think it is the best forum on the JC. By far.

 

That is because you can't read.

 

*invades*

 

I can SO read! I can also do maths. And walk. And hop on one foot. And say the alphabet backwards. And LOADS of other things.

 

Upon The_Chim's request, here is a five paragraph essay on why I implemented OPPM on him.

I implemented OPPM on you for multiple reasons. Some of these are because of who you are, others because of the forum that you post in, and the rest were because I was bored and you were a willing target.

I have decided that people with an underscore in their name are inferior, and should be limited to one post per minute. I thought about limiting them to a post every couple minutes, but chose to be nicer. You can thank me for that later.

I also decided that a one post per minute restriction would not hamper your posting efforts too much, since all of your posts are full of intelligent thoughts that have to take more than a minute to come up with. You truly are a model poster, and the JC would be a far better place if everyone followed in your shoes.

As a gamer, I thought that restricting you to one post per minute might frustrate you, which would give you a reason to go back to the games that you enjoy playing. Who needs online messageboards when you have good games to play?

There aren't a whole lot of people online at this hour, and I needed to find one who would notice the OPPM restriction tonight. Therefore, I chose you, and I seem to have chosen wisely. It wouldn't be fun to give the OPPM curse to someone who doesn't notice it.

In conclusion, I gave you the curse of the OPPM for multiple reasons. I hope that you better understand my train of thought now, and I hope to hear back from you if you have any questions or comments.

Edit: Upon further review and counting, I seem to have made it six paragraphs. If that is not sufficient for you, feel free to remove a paragraph of your choice.

 

A-

 

tl, dr.

 

^ and with that, she proves that she obviously can't read.

 

It's not my fault your post was sort of boring and way too long. Where is the math? Where are the dragons? The swords? The deaths?

 

I implemented OPPM on you for multiple reasons

Didn't read past that. No idea who you are. If you "implemented OPPM" you must be like a head admin.

That really sucks. I like to meet new boys, but I just can't trust you.

 

You obviously aren't paying attention, since The_Chim is the one who accused me of implementing OPPM on him.

"It's not my fault your post was sort of boring and way too long. Where is the math? Where are the dragons? The swords? The deaths?"

3 dragons + 1 dragonslayer with sword = 1 regular dragon + 1 dragon with dragonslayer inside stomach + 1 dead dragon

 

a dead dragon????

wahhhhhhh

 

You got what you asked for!

 

You obviously aren't paying attention

Obviously. we do not pay attention in games. You have seen it. I am already wonderuing what I am talking about?