Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.

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  1. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    *Marches over the hill to Metallica blarring out with an Army of Brits, Yanks and a couple of Aussies.*


    France, this is Field Marshall Jedi_Jimbo of the FFUK Allied Army.
    We have chosen this day to invade your boards.
    We will assualt your board with our weirdness because we can!
    Feel free to retaliate or run away, which ever you feel more comfortable with!

    Prepare for the strangest board invasion yet!

    :p

    *Releases the Hamsters with spoons*
    CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







  2. MARCOLAS FF France North CR - FanForce Logo Designer

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  3. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://www.lvma.org/images/hamster.jpg]

    DAMN IT SPIKE!
    WHERE IS YOUR SPOON?
    How are you gonna attck without it?
  4. joruscbaoth Jedi Grand Master

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    In the name of the....??!!

    Come on mes amis, we have to rise up la resistance!!
  5. MARCOLAS FF France North CR - FanForce Logo Designer

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    Jedi Jimbo reminds me that English Knight who try to attack the French castle in "Monthy Python Holy Graal"

    *throw a mad cow*
  6. Madcow Jedi Padawan

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    Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih !!!!! 8-}
  7. Baza Jedi Master

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    Major General Baza reporting.

    Move the tanks in! Around the Brits, a perimeter create!
  8. jawa24 Force Ghost

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  9. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    ahhhh are you boys playing war, thats sooo sweet.
  10. joruscbaoth Jedi Grand Master

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    yeah we're playing war!! but i want to be the chief!!!
  11. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Release the squirrells with pointy sticks!!!!!!!!
  12. joruscbaoth Jedi Grand Master

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    no problem we have pink nuts to lure them!!!
  13. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    never fear, wiz is here :rolleyes:

    what part of france is this and more importantly, ou est les vineyards?

    (i have left directions to here in our singapore base, so we may have unexpected reinforcements)
  14. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    As the Secret Benefactor of the FFUK Army who speaks a bit of French:

    Commencé, le deuxième cent guerre d'année a.

    Now, Attack!
  15. joruscbaoth Jedi Grand Master

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    damned british!! we gave you Thierry Henry, it's not enough??
  16. Baza Jedi Master

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    We're going to have to torture a few Frenchies!

    Lord Wiz, bring forth...... the soft cushions!!
    *Pokes joruscbaoth with a soft cushion*

    Bwhahahahaha!
  17. joruscbaoth Jedi Grand Master

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    noooo not the english lace!! my skin will not support ...

    it's enough!! *take his baguette* en garde mon ami!!
  18. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    it`s our food we should attack them with [face_devil]

    [image=http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/flag/fullenglish.jpg]


    :p :p
  19. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Break out the Haggis and Black Pudding!
  20. MARCOLAS FF France North CR - FanForce Logo Designer

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    Oh nooooooooooo :( [face_sick]
    Help me friends !
  21. jawa24 Force Ghost

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    Dont have any fear , we (the french people) have alrédy the Maginot Line :D
  22. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Meh, we are safe, as long as you don't pull out les escargots :p
  23. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes but you also gave the world Gérard Depardieu!
    For that you must be punished!

    *Starts throwing mushy peas, Fish and Chips and Bangers and Mash everywhere*

    MWUHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
  24. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Don't forget Audrey Tatou.
  25. MARCOLAS FF France North CR - FanForce Logo Designer

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    You guys are crazy.

    * Open a box and throw frogs *
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