Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.
Are there even any French people left here?
We aren't that weird!
speak for yourself dear boy
We have them on the run Sir!
Whoops, my finger slipped
*Cosmo Queen runs in brandishing the Shoemerrang but excersizes great restraint and doesn't throw it...*
I bring this message from F16Warbird:
"To all allied forces. After taking heavy damage from a French anti
aircraft battery that fired thousands of frog amputees into my engine intakes, I had to punch out behind enemy lines. I am currently engaged in battle with a giant mouse.
Apparently, my parachute caught a strong crosswind and I've landed at Euro Disney in Paris.
Effective immediately, I am assuming command of all allied forces in the
air. I've managed to find cover in a small building that appears to be an
employee pub. Fear not, if any cartoon characters attempt to breach the
perimeter, I won't hesitate to leap over the bar and kill them using only
the swizzle stick that's in my Rum & Coke right now.
Fight hard, stay hard!"
Private JonJedi reporting Sir! Sorry I'm late.
Joe is delayed, it is up to us to hold out unitl he gets here
Thats easy enough
*Gets together a group of monkeys with guns*
Stop monkeying around
Dont forget me, Sir !!
I shall help with my tanks.
*gets ready to throw cheese*
Charge Tank Commander Slanir!
My monkeys will cover you!
It seems the French are allying with the Dutch
How else could they get so much cheese so fast?
We need reinforcements
Gloucester, Wiltshire, Scottish matured!
Join forces with the monkeys and ATTACK!
Chhhhhaaaaaarrrrrggggeee *Charges his tanks into euro Disney and launches Shells everywhere.
Stop taking the Mickey
*blows mickeys head off*
Yeah, I'll ally with the French for now.
Neither, but if I had to choose, I take the British.
cracking wenslydale gromit.....
Nice one CS!
Get 'em Slanir!
Send in the Typhoons
Joe is in a pub!
The poor man ... Hang on!!!!!
Mwhaha, I'm back with a vengeance!
*Rides out of a smoking Paris heading towards Nice with TNT by AC/DC playing at full blast* Field Marshal JJ im on a roll, just heading round taking ou the main cities