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Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.

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  1. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Tank Commander Slanir ... Good work son.


     
  2. BlueSelenium

    BlueSelenium Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Looks around at all the melted cheese, legless frogs, British food, red, yellow, and blue bricks lying around, with a few monkeys, hamsters, and one or two squirels wandering around.*

    Ho gosh, look at the mess you've made ! I've spent all this morning working, and now I come back to some kinda weird cultural battlefield. Don't count on me to clean everything up after you're done :p

    Actually, I could rather take part to the fight... The only thing is : am I to join the French/Dutch, or the British and their allies ? Well, of course I'm French, but I've lived in England for a while, and now I'm in Canada after all. I'm far away from my home country, and I've got to take care of my own security in this weird and cold foreign land.
    And I've always wanted to become a traitor when I grow up :D

    *Grabs a bottle of sticky maple syrup and empties it on the Frenchies*

    It's time to launch the evil army of saber-horned mooses and the zoombie RCMP regiments !
     
  3. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Master star 7

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    Yay! The first defector!
     
  4. sidious1

    sidious1 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Hit him with fish!
     
  5. BlueSelenium

    BlueSelenium Jedi Padawan star 4

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    But I'm afraid I may be the only one...

    Hit me ? When I've chosen to be on your side ?
     
  6. sidious1

    sidious1 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I didn't hit you, the fish did aha!

    I smell a double agent in our midst!

    Or is it fish?
     
  7. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Blue, welcome aboard!
    Sid is a little drunk on cherryade.
    Excuse him and his fish!
     
  8. BlueSelenium

    BlueSelenium Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, I'll sure excuse him, but I'm not sure about the fish... it did hit me after all. And it smells :p

    But I'm glad to hear I'm welcome into your ranks. Even if the enemy tries to lure me with a good old camembert, I swear I won't fail !
     
  9. sidious1

    sidious1 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Wish me luck boys!

    *Charges at the enemy*

    Ahhhh no one lives forever!

    *Dissapears into the distance*
     
  10. Slanir_Tezneech

    Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master star 4

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    Where to next then, Paris is obliterated, Nice is yet another smoking no-mans land. JJ Any ideas where to storm next
     
  11. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Euro Disney!
    Get Joe outta there!
     
  12. BlueSelenium

    BlueSelenium Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Euro Disney... It's a most treacherous place. I've only been there once, a long, long time ago, but I can still remember those puppets and their frozen smiles singing "it's a small small world...". *Shivers.*
    If you really want to go there, you've got to be absolutely sure of your mental health : if you ever happen to have some left, you'll probably get nuts by the time you get there.
     
  13. Slanir_Tezneech

    Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master star 4

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    *Turns to Tank Soldiers* Ok you lot i want a squad to head to Monaco, a squad to head to Lyon and the rest your with me, were on a rescue mission. *Heads for Euro-Disney.
     
  14. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    No problem!
    I will lead, I am a nutcase anyway!
    8-}
     
  15. Nwalme Jade

    Nwalme Jade Ex(patriated) RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    By all mean, keep Blue with you :p
     
  16. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Blue, you're ours.

    Now then ... where did the Monkeys with guns go?
     
  17. BlueSelenium

    BlueSelenium Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: :_|
    Hey Nwal', you've left France too, why don't you rather join us ? :p

    I think the monkeys have started to climb up the Eiffel Tower...
     
  18. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    OMG!
    They will have a better vantage point from up there to sniper people!

    We better stop them.

    What do you send to go after Monkeys with guns?
     
  19. BlueSelenium

    BlueSelenium Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apes with bazookas ?
     
  20. Baza

    Baza Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Crawls through the ravages of the French forum to the front lines of the battle*

    How goes the invasion, Field Commander?
    We seem to have the Frenchies in full retreat.
     
  21. Nwalme Jade

    Nwalme Jade Ex(patriated) RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    After living here for 2 years you wouldn't ask :p
     
  22. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Baza, we have one defector and one ... well I am not sure.

    And Blue, Apes with bazookas just doesn't seem right.


    *clicks fingers*

    Orangutans with bazookas!!!!!!!!


    *Sends in Orangs with bazookas*

    That'll sort them!
     
  23. Slanir_Tezneech

    Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master star 4

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    *Arrives at the decimated Euro-Disney and climbs out of Tank, looking through Thermal goggles they pick up on multiple targets* Troops leave the tanks there to big, were looking fo9r a joe hes pinned down somewhere and needs to be escorted back to base, LETS GET MOVIN !!!
    *Heads out with two men and the rest of the troops spread out over the vast amusement park, drawing Colt Pythons starts shouting* JOE, JOOOOE, ANYBODY
     
  24. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Jedi Master star 5

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    *Comes in riding a massive lightning bolt with Guitar in hand and Muse playing from very large speakers*

    Ride the lightnng, baby!!

    Muse are very popular in France, so I though, ya know, I'll distract them...
     
  25. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Psssstt... Sid... the enemy is the other way... :eek:

    So Cricket... you're saying Joe is uhm... getting oiled with a giant Mouse?

    ... somehow this doesn't surprise me ;)

    *Sends in the Kamikazi Cockatiels!!*
     
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