Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Tank Commander Slanir ... Good work son.

 

*Looks around at all the melted cheese, legless frogs, British food, red, yellow, and blue bricks lying around, with a few monkeys, hamsters, and one or two squirels wandering around.*

Ho gosh, look at the mess you've made ! I've spent all this morning working, and now I come back to some kinda weird cultural battlefield. Don't count on me to clean everything up after you're done

Actually, I could rather take part to the fight... The only thing is : am I to join the French/Dutch, or the British and their allies ? Well, of course I'm French, but I've lived in England for a while, and now I'm in Canada after all. I'm far away from my home country, and I've got to take care of my own security in this weird and cold foreign land.
And I've always wanted to become a traitor when I grow up

*Grabs a bottle of sticky maple syrup and empties it on the Frenchies*

It's time to launch the evil army of saber-horned mooses and the zoombie RCMP regiments !

 

Yay! The first defector!

 

Hit him with fish!

 

But I'm afraid I may be the only one...

Hit me ? When I've chosen to be on your side ?

 

I didn't hit you, the fish did aha!

I smell a double agent in our midst!

Or is it fish?

 

Blue, welcome aboard!
Sid is a little drunk on cherryade.
Excuse him and his fish!

 

Well, I'll sure excuse him, but I'm not sure about the fish... it did hit me after all. And it smells

But I'm glad to hear I'm welcome into your ranks. Even if the enemy tries to lure me with a good old camembert, I swear I won't fail !

 

Wish me luck boys!

*Charges at the enemy*

Ahhhh no one lives forever!

*Dissapears into the distance*

 

Where to next then, Paris is obliterated, Nice is yet another smoking no-mans land. JJ Any ideas where to storm next

 

Euro Disney!
Get Joe outta there!

 

Euro Disney... It's a most treacherous place. I've only been there once, a long, long time ago, but I can still remember those puppets and their frozen smiles singing "it's a small small world...". *Shivers.*
If you really want to go there, you've got to be absolutely sure of your mental health : if you ever happen to have some left, you'll probably get nuts by the time you get there.

 

*Turns to Tank Soldiers* Ok you lot i want a squad to head to Monaco, a squad to head to Lyon and the rest your with me, were on a rescue mission. *Heads for Euro-Disney.

 

No problem!
I will lead, I am a nutcase anyway!

 

By all mean, keep Blue with you

 

Blue, you're ours.

Now then ... where did the Monkeys with guns go?

 

Hey Nwal', you've left France too, why don't you rather join us ?

I think the monkeys have started to climb up the Eiffel Tower...

 

OMG!
They will have a better vantage point from up there to sniper people!

We better stop them.

What do you send to go after Monkeys with guns?

 

Apes with bazookas ?

 

*Crawls through the ravages of the French forum to the front lines of the battle*

How goes the invasion, Field Commander?
We seem to have the Frenchies in full retreat.

 

After living here for 2 years you wouldn't ask

 

Baza, we have one defector and one ... well I am not sure.

And Blue, Apes with bazookas just doesn't seem right.


*clicks fingers*

Orangutans with bazookas!!!!!!!!


*Sends in Orangs with bazookas*

That'll sort them!

 

*Arrives at the decimated Euro-Disney and climbs out of Tank, looking through Thermal goggles they pick up on multiple targets* Troops leave the tanks there to big, were looking fo9r a joe hes pinned down somewhere and needs to be escorted back to base, LETS GET MOVIN !!!
*Heads out with two men and the rest of the troops spread out over the vast amusement park, drawing Colt Pythons starts shouting* JOE, JOOOOE, ANYBODY

 

*Comes in riding a massive lightning bolt with Guitar in hand and Muse playing from very large speakers*

Ride the lightnng, baby!!

Muse are very popular in France, so I though, ya know, I'll distract them...

 

Psssstt... Sid... the enemy is the other way...

So Cricket... you're saying Joe is uhm... getting oiled with a giant Mouse?

... somehow this doesn't surprise me

*Sends in the Kamikazi Cockatiels!!*