Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.
Nope. Thats just wrong
Not from where Joe is sitting!
Send in the Stormtroopers!
*Turns on the Imperial March and leads a platoon of Stormtroopers into Marseilles*
Metallica version I hope.
Nice and heavy!
Stormtroopers, execute Order 69. Destroying all the Frenchies' cheese.
Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. And bring me back some brie.
Je suis la seule qui en a marre de se faire traiter de cheese-eating monkey ou quoi ?
Blue, quand t'en auras marre des "petits" cafÃ©s canadiens et que t'auras envie d'un bon expresso, t'auras qu'Ã revenir nous voir.
*va bouffer tranquilou du pain et du saucisson*
Is cheddar safe?
Because there's some in the sandwiches.
*throws stale cupcakes at French*
I may be the Refreashment Captain, but I can still kick butt.
*crashes rolls royce into the river seine*
*sits and watches girls go by, while drinking a pint of courvoisier*
Bah t'en fais donc pas Twin', z'ont le QI d'une amibe et encore....je suis mÃ©chant avec l'amibe
*rises from the rubble holding the head of "souris de mickey"*
Well, that'll open your sinuses up anyday.
*Tosses the mouse's head into the street and brushes off dirt from flightsuit*
I think it's time to up the antee!
*Three little pigs, this is the big bad wolf. Commence Operation: Nutty Professor. I say again, commence Operation: Nutty Professor. Big bad wolf, out*
Anybody in the mood for a telthon?
*From the western horizon a C-130 Hercules rapidly decends into view. It's cargo ramp lowers and a figure is pushed out the rear without a parachute*
As sky marshall of the allied air forces, I'd like to give you a little present.
*the figure is a person flapping it's arms frantically trying to fly to no avail*
Jerry Lewis is now yours to have forever.
from dozens of C-17,s morechutes are seen opening. hundreds of Rangers drop over the French countryside.
"Col Reaper, Reporting for duty, we have the C-17s droping M-1A3s all over as well. I say we are ready for the Marines."
The entire French coastline now rumbles withthe sound of Marine Landing Craft coming ashore, adn theMarines fanning out over the beaches.
"Warbird, Sir, The beachheads are secure. The rangers are securing the inland objectives, and we are handing the children Freedom Fries. And Freedom toast.
I am ready to move on Paris. Say the word, and we'll redecorate by morning.
Ranger Lead the Way! HOOOAH!!!!!
You are promoted to commander of all American ground forces.
*Releases box of kittens with bombs round their necks*
Mwahahahaha, I am sooooo EEEEEEEEVIL
Where was my sword of leeks?!
I think the Hamsters ate them!
*Puts on newly dry cleaned Batman suit*
Is it over, Could it be....... NAH *Fires Incendary shells everywhere*
*Throws several yellow bricks at Nice*
*bombs Brits with raw herring*
Vind je het erg als ik in je gezicht kom?
Hey, vous Ãªtes en France. If you are to show off your languages skills, at least pick the national language...
Relax, geez. It's just an inside-joke between Cobra and me, nothing else. I'm not showing off, merci beaucoup.
Nee hoor Mistress
Good. Now go sit and leave the French alone.
Say....why does the French2 teacher want us to have conversations about peaches? I mean...
*Fires chickens from tanks* WEEEEEEE