Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.

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  1. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    Mar 3, 2004
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  2. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    Not from where Joe is sitting!
  3. Baza Jedi Padawan

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    May 24, 2005
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    Send in the Stormtroopers!

    *Turns on the Imperial March and leads a platoon of Stormtroopers into Marseilles*

    Charge!!!
  4. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

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    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    Metallica version I hope.
    Nice and heavy!

  5. Baza Jedi Padawan

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    May 24, 2005
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    Stormtroopers, execute Order 69. Destroying all the Frenchies' cheese.

    Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. And bring me back some brie.
  6. Twinnie Jedi Master

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    Jan 5, 2001
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    Je suis la seule qui en a marre de se faire traiter de cheese-eating monkey ou quoi ? :rolleyes:

    Blue, quand t'en auras marre des "petits" cafés canadiens et que t'auras envie d'un bon expresso, t'auras qu'à revenir nous voir.
    *va bouffer tranquilou du pain et du saucisson*
  7. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 16, 2003
    star 4
    Is cheddar safe?

    Because there's some in the sandwiches.



    *throws stale cupcakes at French*

    I may be the Refreashment Captain, but I can still kick butt.
  8. Keith-Moon Jedi Youngling

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    Sep 19, 2005
    *crashes rolls royce into the river seine*

    bugger :(

    *sits and watches girls go by, while drinking a pint of courvoisier*
  9. akhun Jedi Knight

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    Dec 5, 2000
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    Bah t'en fais donc pas Twin', z'ont le QI d'une amibe et encore....je suis méchant avec l'amibe :p
  10. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    *rises from the rubble holding the head of "souris de mickey"*

    Well, that'll open your sinuses up anyday.

    *Tosses the mouse's head into the street and brushes off dirt from flightsuit*

    I think it's time to up the antee!

    *Three little pigs, this is the big bad wolf. Commence Operation: Nutty Professor. I say again, commence Operation: Nutty Professor. Big bad wolf, out*

    Anybody in the mood for a telthon?

    *From the western horizon a C-130 Hercules rapidly decends into view. It's cargo ramp lowers and a figure is pushed out the rear without a parachute*

    [image=http://www.nbvc.navy.mil/airshow04/performers/images/m3_C-130Ecargodrop_t.gif]

    As sky marshall of the allied air forces, I'd like to give you a little present.

    *the figure is a person flapping it's arms frantically trying to fly to no avail*




    SPLAT








    [image=http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/nuttyprof_01.jpg]

    Jerry Lewis is now yours to have forever. :D
  11. Reaper63 Jedi Master

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    Nov 17, 2002
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    from dozens of C-17,s morechutes are seen opening. hundreds of Rangers drop over the French countryside.

    "Col Reaper, Reporting for duty, we have the C-17s droping M-1A3s all over as well. I say we are ready for the Marines."

    The entire French coastline now rumbles withthe sound of Marine Landing Craft coming ashore, adn theMarines fanning out over the beaches.

    "Warbird, Sir, The beachheads are secure. The rangers are securing the inland objectives, and we are handing the children Freedom Fries. And Freedom toast.

    I am ready to move on Paris. Say the word, and we'll redecorate by morning.

    Ranger Lead the Way! HOOOAH!!!!!

  12. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2004
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    Outstanding!

    You are promoted to commander of all American ground forces.

    Congratulations, General.
  13. Lord_Ogli Jedi Master

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    Oct 5, 2001
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    *Releases box of kittens with bombs round their necks*

    Mwahahahaha, I am sooooo EEEEEEEEVIL [face_devil] [face_skull]
  14. Mustafar_66 Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2005
    star 5
    Where was my sword of leeks?!
  15. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    I think the Hamsters ate them!

    *Puts on newly dry cleaned Batman suit*
  16. Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master

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    Jul 5, 2005
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    Is it over, Could it be....... NAH *Fires Incendary shells everywhere*
  17. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    *Throws several yellow bricks at Nice*
  18. BloodSister Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 16, 2004
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    *bombs Brits with raw herring* [face_mischief]
  19. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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  20. BloodSister Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 16, 2004
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    Vind je het erg als ik in je gezicht kom? [face_batting] :p
  21. Twinnie Jedi Master

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    Jan 5, 2001
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    Hey, vous êtes en France. If you are to show off your languages skills, at least pick the national language...
  22. BloodSister Jedi Youngling

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    Relax, geez. :rolleyes: It's just an inside-joke between Cobra and me, nothing else. I'm not showing off, merci beaucoup.
  23. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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  24. BloodSister Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 16, 2004
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    Good. Now go sit and leave the French alone. [face_devil]

    Say....why does the French2 teacher want us to have conversations about peaches? I mean... :confused:

    Gah. L'OPPM.
  25. Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master

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    *Fires chickens from tanks* WEEEEEEE
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