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Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.

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  1. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Nope. Thats just wrong :p
     
  2. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Not from where Joe is sitting!
     
  3. Baza

    Baza Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Send in the Stormtroopers!

    *Turns on the Imperial March and leads a platoon of Stormtroopers into Marseilles*

    Charge!!!
     
  4. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Metallica version I hope.
    Nice and heavy!

     
  5. Baza

    Baza Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Stormtroopers, execute Order 69. Destroying all the Frenchies' cheese.

    Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. And bring me back some brie.
     
  6. Twinnie

    Twinnie Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Je suis la seule qui en a marre de se faire traiter de cheese-eating monkey ou quoi ? :rolleyes:

    Blue, quand t'en auras marre des "petits" cafés canadiens et que t'auras envie d'un bon expresso, t'auras qu'à revenir nous voir.
    *va bouffer tranquilou du pain et du saucisson*
     
  7. Twinky_Stryder

    Twinky_Stryder Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Is cheddar safe?

    Because there's some in the sandwiches.



    *throws stale cupcakes at French*

    I may be the Refreashment Captain, but I can still kick butt.
     
  8. Keith-Moon

    Keith-Moon Jedi Youngling

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    Sep 19, 2005
    *crashes rolls royce into the river seine*

    bugger :(

    *sits and watches girls go by, while drinking a pint of courvoisier*
     
  9. akhun

    akhun Jedi Knight star 6

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    Bah t'en fais donc pas Twin', z'ont le QI d'une amibe et encore....je suis méchant avec l'amibe :p
     
  10. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    *rises from the rubble holding the head of "souris de mickey"*

    Well, that'll open your sinuses up anyday.

    *Tosses the mouse's head into the street and brushes off dirt from flightsuit*

    I think it's time to up the antee!

    *Three little pigs, this is the big bad wolf. Commence Operation: Nutty Professor. I say again, commence Operation: Nutty Professor. Big bad wolf, out*

    Anybody in the mood for a telthon?

    *From the western horizon a C-130 Hercules rapidly decends into view. It's cargo ramp lowers and a figure is pushed out the rear without a parachute*

    [image=http://www.nbvc.navy.mil/airshow04/performers/images/m3_C-130Ecargodrop_t.gif]

    As sky marshall of the allied air forces, I'd like to give you a little present.

    *the figure is a person flapping it's arms frantically trying to fly to no avail*




    [hl=red]SPLAT[/hl]








    [image=http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/nuttyprof_01.jpg]

    Jerry Lewis is now yours to have forever. :D
     
  11. Reaper63

    Reaper63 Jedi Master star 4

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    from dozens of C-17,s morechutes are seen opening. hundreds of Rangers drop over the French countryside.

    "Col Reaper, Reporting for duty, we have the C-17s droping M-1A3s all over as well. I say we are ready for the Marines."

    The entire French coastline now rumbles withthe sound of Marine Landing Craft coming ashore, adn theMarines fanning out over the beaches.

    "Warbird, Sir, The beachheads are secure. The rangers are securing the inland objectives, and we are handing the children Freedom Fries. And Freedom toast.

    I am ready to move on Paris. Say the word, and we'll redecorate by morning.

    Ranger Lead the Way! HOOOAH!!!!!

     
  12. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Outstanding!

    You are promoted to commander of all American ground forces.

    Congratulations, General.
     
  13. Lord_Ogli

    Lord_Ogli Jedi Master star 4

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    *Releases box of kittens with bombs round their necks*

    Mwahahahaha, I am sooooo EEEEEEEEVIL [face_devil] [face_skull]
     
  14. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Where was my sword of leeks?!
     
  15. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    I think the Hamsters ate them!

    *Puts on newly dry cleaned Batman suit*
     
  16. Slanir_Tezneech

    Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master star 4

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    Is it over, Could it be....... NAH *Fires Incendary shells everywhere*
     
  17. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    *Throws several yellow bricks at Nice*
     
  18. BloodSister

    BloodSister Jedi Youngling star 1

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    *bombs Brits with raw herring* [face_mischief]
     
  19. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Nein!

    Not nice!
     
  20. BloodSister

    BloodSister Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Vind je het erg als ik in je gezicht kom? [face_batting] :p
     
  21. Twinnie

    Twinnie Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Hey, vous êtes en France. If you are to show off your languages skills, at least pick the national language...
     
  22. BloodSister

    BloodSister Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Relax, geez. :rolleyes: It's just an inside-joke between Cobra and me, nothing else. I'm not showing off, merci beaucoup.
     
  23. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Nee hoor Mistress :p
     
  24. BloodSister

    BloodSister Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Good. Now go sit and leave the French alone. [face_devil]

    Say....why does the French2 teacher want us to have conversations about peaches? I mean... :confused:

    Gah. L'OPPM.
     
  25. Slanir_Tezneech

    Slanir_Tezneech Jedi Master star 4

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    *Fires chickens from tanks* WEEEEEEE
     
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