Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Why thank you!


Aaaaaaargghhhhhhhh!
Marcolas is throwing frogs!!!!!!!!!!

*Throws old socks at people*

 

*Receives radio report*

Alpha company is pinned down by a contingent of French females!

*Picks up radio and calls in air strike*

"Hold the line, Alpha and stand by"

*A squadron of B-52s appear on the horizon*

Operation: Gillette has commenced

*Bomb bay doors open an begin carpet bombing of the French female resistance*

In seconds, the women are bombarded with these:

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Stop that immediatly or I'll use my He-Man sock !

 

somebody mention socks?

 

*Primero Lord Ogli enters the fray*

Thats it men, Release the Lons from their buckets.

 

Bombard them Warbird!

 

OK then
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

 

I HAVE THE POWER

 

*Gets out Jukebox and puts on Fat Les - Vindaloo*

 

Actually, You havn't paid your electricity bill, so no you don't

 

Get out of this place right now.
Or I'll throw my green tiger

 

/hide behind He-man ..

Go and defeat them ..The force is strong with you

 

Be careful Musclor, they are able to burn him for heresy ..tsssss

 

*Throws Chicken Tikka Masala at the French*

Hehe, take our best meal!

 

Ha, Your tiger is weak old man. My lons are more powerfull than you can posibly imagine.

*Holds up Lon bucket*

 

Blue Bricks at the ready troops!

 

But thats only for the last resort. Do we dare inflict the blue brick this early in the campain? It'll lay waste to the whole board in a matter of days and no one will be able to post here

 

Then for now, the Red and Yellow Bricks will suffice. But if resistance flares up, use of Blue Bricks is authorised.

 

/Take a cellular
/Call Superman ....

 

Yes?

 

I would start with the yellow ones first

 

Yeah. But still, red bricks are good enough to devastate a city. Yellow only a street.

Hmm, red bricks, fire on Lille!

 

Oh, well, you can destroy Lille
Nobody is from Lille here

 

*Throws Yellow brick at lille*

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Not Yellow! Red!

Red Bricks take out cities!
Yellow's Streets!

It'd take hours if we used Yellows.