Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.
Ca va bien? Even whilst you're in the middle of repelling an English attack?
*Runs at 'em headbanging and firing Covenant blasters*
I duel wield!
*Blares Iron Maiden from the large speakers that have just appeared out of thin air.*
Damn it Sid it's about time you got here.
And you Brajoh!
*Wipes sweat off face with Batcape*
Now get them!!!!!!
*Launches Yellow bricks at Strasbourg*
Release the crabs and lobsters!
*Sneaks in while the boys are destracting the enemy and chloroforms MARCOLAS taking him back to a secure secret location*
*Straps on big boots and breaks out the thumbscrews*
Where's the bloodthirsty kilted one, I need backup to break this one!!
Not the French side, I live with a french girl and she drives me mad, "Terry Herny this Terry Herny that, oh that Arsehead Wenger is so fantastice, did you know we won the World Cup" aaaaHHHHHHH
Not the mention we stayed with some French friends of ours in Brittany and they poisoned me !!!!
So its Payback for Zizu's two goals that beat us in the European Championships
Release the Monkies, Fire at Will
Soccor AM Style: "Terry Henry" (English style Henry, not Homry)
Slanir needs to get this baby rolling!
*Jumps into BAT-TANK*
*starts firing Scotch Eggs at the enemy*
See another reason to invade and take back whats ours "Henry" is a famous English name and the french slaughter it by pronouncing it "Honree" !!!!
Come on the Monkies do your worse, spray that repellant, Spray !!!!!
*Returns from liason in Scotland with deep fried Mars Bars and force feeds the people of France*
Now THAT is torture... should slow them down a little too so the Monkeys can get them!
*Throws Holy Hand Grenades*
"Thou shalt count to three. Thou shalt not count to four, nor two, unless it is to procede directly onto three. Five is right out. Once you reach thine holy number of three, thou shalt lobbeth the holy hand grenade and blow all of thine enemies into teenise little bits"
*Releases the monkies with guns*
Jesus. Are you a sock of my husband???
Noooooo Sid not more Monkeys with guns!
Soon their will be more monkeys than people in this battle!
Where is JOE?
F16, give us aerial support!
*Has a box of Washing Powder land on head*
Aerial! Not Arial!
Excellent the Holy Hand grenade !!!
beware though Cobranaconda that Rabits a killer !!! with its big pointy teeth !!!
*Runs and prods them with a stick*
You're not stoic are you, you don't like it!
I dispatched the rabbit years ago. That holy hand grenade is heading at terminal velocity towards Lens.
*Sits in a corner eating cheese*
Oh right, the battle!
*throws cheese at the enemy*
Have it back!!!!
We were meant to steal it, not throw it back!
*Runs screaming at the enemy*
Gimme that cheese back!!!!!
Hey, I am neither Brit or French.
We need Charlton, JJ!