Invasion!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'France' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Oct 18, 2005.

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  1. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    Mar 3, 2004
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    Ca va bien? Even whilst you're in the middle of repelling an English attack?
  2. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

    *Runs at 'em headbanging and firing Covenant blasters*

    I duel wield!

    Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
  3. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    Mar 3, 2004
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    *Blares Iron Maiden from the large speakers that have just appeared out of thin air.*
  4. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

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    Oct 1, 2004
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    Damn it Sid it's about time you got here.
    And you Brajoh!


    *Wipes sweat off face with Batcape*

    Now get them!!!!!!
  5. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    *Launches Yellow bricks at Strasbourg*
  6. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    Release the crabs and lobsters!

    NOW!
  7. Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master

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    Aug 23, 2003
    star 5
    *Sneaks in while the boys are destracting the enemy and chloroforms MARCOLAS taking him back to a secure secret location*

    *Straps on big boots and breaks out the thumbscrews* [face_mischief]

    Where's the bloodthirsty kilted one, I need backup to break this one!!
  8. Darth_Brajoh Jedi Youngling

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    May 18, 2005
    Not the French side, I live with a french girl and she drives me mad, "Terry Herny this Terry Herny that, oh that Arsehead Wenger is so fantastice, did you know we won the World Cup" aaaaHHHHHHH

    Not the mention we stayed with some French friends of ours in Brittany and they poisoned me !!!!

    So its Payback for Zizu's two goals that beat us in the European Championships

    Release the Monkies, Fire at Will
  9. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    :p

    Soccor AM Style: "Terry Henry" (English style Henry, not Homry)
  10. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

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    [image=http://www.miniaturespace.net/images/Fire%20Forge%20Super%20Heavy%20Tank%20side%20smaller.JPG]

    Slanir needs to get this baby rolling!

    *Jumps into BAT-TANK*

    [image=http://www.joeacevedo.com/images/customzone/customcon/downey2004/tankprofile2.jpg]

    *starts firing Scotch Eggs at the enemy*
  11. Darth_Brajoh Jedi Youngling

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    May 18, 2005
    See another reason to invade and take back whats ours "Henry" is a famous English name and the french slaughter it by pronouncing it "Honree" !!!!

    Come on the Monkies do your worse, spray that repellant, Spray !!!!!
  12. Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master

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    *Returns from liason in Scotland with deep fried Mars Bars and force feeds the people of France*

    Now THAT is torture... should slow them down a little too so the Monkeys can get them! [face_devil]

  13. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    *Throws Holy Hand Grenades*

    "Thou shalt count to three. Thou shalt not count to four, nor two, unless it is to procede directly onto three. Five is right out. Once you reach thine holy number of three, thou shalt lobbeth the holy hand grenade and blow all of thine enemies into teenise little bits"
  14. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
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    *Releases the monkies with guns*

    Mowahahahahaha!
  15. Nwalme Jade Ex(patriated) RSA

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    Jesus. Are you a sock of my husband??? :eek:
  16. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
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    Noooooo Sid not more Monkeys with guns!
    Soon their will be more monkeys than people in this battle!


    Where is JOE?

    [image=http://www.hands-on.co.za/CapeTown/images/Comedians/Scotsman.jpg]

    ^^^^ Imposter!
  17. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    F16, give us aerial support!

    *Has a box of Washing Powder land on head*

    Aerial! Not Arial!
  18. Darth_Brajoh Jedi Youngling

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    May 18, 2005
    Excellent the Holy Hand grenade !!!

    beware though Cobranaconda that Rabits a killer !!! with its big pointy teeth !!!
  19. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
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    *Runs and prods them with a stick*

    You're not stoic are you, you don't like it!

    *Keeps prodding*
  20. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    I dispatched the rabbit years ago. That holy hand grenade is heading at terminal velocity towards Lens.
  21. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
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    *Sits in a corner eating cheese*


    What?
    Oh right, the battle!


    *throws cheese at the enemy*

    Have it back!!!!
  22. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    Mar 3, 2004
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    We were meant to steal it, not throw it back!
  23. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
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    *Runs screaming at the enemy*

    Gimme that cheese back!!!!!
  24. Cloned_Sidious Jedi Knight

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    Oct 14, 2004
    star 8
    ATTACK!!!

    Hey, I am neither Brit or French.

    *Runs away*
  25. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    We need Charlton, JJ!
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