Invasion!!!!!!!!!

well i am a crazy scots lady.....and i say you can take my life bu tyou wil never take my freedom....that was taken by wonderbra.....

 

// rushes in SAS style (ie. without care, planning or design but chucks a smoke bomb anyway, just for the hell of it as he was told if he brings it back with him he will be in trouble...)

// steals the underwear of Audrey Tatou...

//runs off to leave his comrades to their cheese assualt....more serious things to do...now which part of this lingerie is which...?

 

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Pelly, join us, and only then will you understand the true power of running around in kilts.

 

*Fires M60 across at the french and launches super sheep bombs* All shall have a Wooly death *Fires main cannon at the Eiffel Tower ,sending it down

 

Cobra do I detect a fellow Scot on the opposing side! I surely do, Oh the tragedy of war!! brothers against sisters!

 

Christ, mademe Paradis c'est tres...scary.

Hm, kilts? *glassy eyed* I am your slave.

 

Not at all. I'm trying to get the Dutch to help the English by promising her kilts (Which she loves).

Of course, its not just the English anymore, as the Scots have arrived

 

not got a kilt bu ti do think i have tarten jammies somewhere.....
ohhh haggis bombs.....

 

*The sound of bagpipes and the smell of deep fried Mars Bars fills the air*

 

EW! Deep fried Mars? That is so disgusting

*spots kilts*
Kilt.
Sex.
NOW!

 

But I'm married!!!

*runs from scary lady*

 

Haggis, Black Pudding, White Pudding.

Lovely.

All washed down with the sweet nectar that is Irn-Bru (Made from girders)

 

*sips coffee*

Okay, if you're all going to walk around in kilts I'll be on your side. Plaid. Kilt. Sex. Now.

If not...je suis Francais!~

 

You know me. Kilts are no problem

 

Good little Brit. *ruffles your hair*

 

You can say Afro today. After 3 months it has made its return.

 

George, I'm going to tell Melissa this!

 

Well... I know what I can do : calling a RSA/GSA

 

Fiiiiiiine Glenniewums, fine. *ruffles the afro*

I want my Pelly account back.

 

I'll call in Johanna. And Nina. Lets see whose side they take. Swedish folk like us Brits

 

Only One Man can Save us Now...

/John williams-theme of the Force

....

 

dont make me launch sean connery at youse.....

 

The French have moules...and galettes....and...

*ponder*

Gah. Can we get a French in a kilt holding a bowl of moules?

 

aaaaargh gobbeldy gook all of it......