Invasion!!!!!!!!!

*Has a solider test the tea and lets him fall asleep the immediatly aims his Colt Python at BloodSister*

 

Thank goodness for anti sleeping pill pills!

 

lol ok I'll let you off, this time

 

You wouldn't shoot miss Welly, would you ST?

 

What the hell!
I leave you alone for a while and you have a tea break????????


*hides coffee and crumpet behind back*

 

*Un-aims revolver* Pelly hello, fancy meeting you in batttle

 

pistols and revolvers...........

 

Yes, ST, c'est moi.

I fight with my bike

 

aaaahhhhhhhhhh....
i vil kill ye all..........

 

I'm here!


I don't have any spoon wielding hamsters though Jimbo, will tiddly-wink flicking monkeys do instead?

 

//best Sidious voice 'Flick the monkeys Black Scout - FLICK THEM NOW!'

 

This battlefield is rife with monkeys!

Oh well then...

*Signs*

Give me a banana!

 

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES !!!! (In a silly french accent!!!)

NOW GO AWAY BEFORE US BRITS NICK YOUR ACCENT AND TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME !!!

AVE IT !!!!

 

Of course they will Scout!
Do you stuff!

Mind they don't attck the monkeys with guns though!

 

i was thinking that.....

 

i think i use my deceased parrot as a bomb.....

 

*Bang* Hoo *Bang* Hoo *Bang* Hoo *Bang* Hoo!

*Signs*

Give me another banana!

 

Brajoh, lay off the wine dude!


And it was the Brits that had that line used against them!!

 

Somebody is an Eddie Izzard fan too

 

drops suddenly from the sky branishing flamethrower


Right, its time for me to roast some Froggies

 

Don't tell me you're and Izzard fan as well SF?

 

The wine is good though Im thinking of turning to the Garlic side, honestly wine, cheese, those galette things with sausage in, not to mention cake, the French do a good cake.......

I dont know what to do !!!!!!

Ah no Ive just heard a gang of French ewoks screaming some garbage about Zidane being the best footballer in the universe, thats it Im back.

Launch the Black Pudding Cannon in the Direction of the furry french ewok critters, I presume their female with that amount of hair on them !!

Fire the Black Pudding Cannon

Wipe them out all of them

 

te he he roasted froggies im feeling kind of hungry....

 

And will you look at the header on this page its the only time Ive seen Anakin and Padme look like Scott and Charlene out of Neighbours, what is wrong with this lot !!!!

Fire the Fried Bread Thrower