Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by bobasparxx, Feb 1, 2006.
Stay Free pads for men!
Add your inventions that almost made it to the assembly line.
Plumber's crack putty
Bag-O-broken Glass toy for children per SNL
Remember these from SNL?
Balls of Steel training videos...
Ralston Purina yogurt...
Reach-One Bristle Tooth Brush.
Black and Decker left handed screwdriver...
I was working on a nose hair trimmer attachment for gas powered weed whackers. We had mixed reults, but now I I have a great tool for frontal lobotamy's
Bellybutton lint roller
I'll buy that for a dollar".
Speaking of Purina... One of the scary things back in the 80's was real... Ralston Purina was making kids cereals. Yummy! Share a bowl with your cat!
I still like Mental Floss as an invention. Or maybe the Spouse Remote - They can press the buttons, but you decide if they can change the channel with your master remote.
Glad-Press n Seel Condoms...
I used to work in the Pet Dept. at Walmart years ago. Some other petfood products made by other companies:Heinz makes canned dog/cat food. Makes you wonder what the #57 sauce is? Doans, maker of the famous back pain pills...makes Ol' Roy Dog food!
Oh you DID NOT just say that...
How about the automatic toilet lid closer for the gents?
With 3 boys and another one on the way, we sure could use one of those lid closers in our house.
DVD/BETA cassett combos...
Personally, I love the "Wrap it up" box... http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=11879
Just add 2 table spoons to that tall warm glass of milk.
Comes in three flavors:
Lactate free strawberry
Caffeine free Mocha Latte Star Bucks frothy Double Fudge.
Armour All Baby Wipes.
Jemez Springs bottled water.
"Sit back and relax to a tall cold bottle of Jemez Springs water."
Low sodium with a touch of meth residue.
Jemez Spring bottled water...
great taste without the nudists.
Dude..your on a roll!!!!!!
The Wolverine Self-Circumcision Kit.
Great for all occasions and holidays too! Also comes in Lady Death Strike pink...