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Abq Inventions that didn't make it...

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by bobasparxx, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Stay Free pads for men!:oops:


    Add your inventions that almost made it to the assembly line.
     
  2. COS_Vader

    COS_Vader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Plumber's crack putty ;)
     
  3. BrotherHalo

    BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  4. Ulic-Qel-Droma75

    Ulic-Qel-Droma75 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Bag-O-broken Glass toy for children per SNL
     
  5. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Remember these from SNL?

    Bass-O-Matic
    Swill
    Donuts
    Quary
     
  6. COS_Vader

    COS_Vader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Balls of Steel training videos...
     
  7. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ralston Purina yogurt...[face_sick]
     
  8. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Reach-One Bristle Tooth Brush.
     
  9. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Black and Decker left handed screwdriver...
     
  10. Imperial_Birrer

    Imperial_Birrer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I was working on a nose hair trimmer attachment for gas powered weed whackers. We had mixed reults, but now I I have a great tool for frontal lobotamy's
     
  11. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ouch...
     
  12. COS_Vader

    COS_Vader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bellybutton lint roller ;)
     
  13. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I'll buy that for a dollar".
     
  14. COS_Vader

    COS_Vader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Speaking of Purina... One of the scary things back in the 80's was real... Ralston Purina was making kids cereals. Yummy! Share a bowl with your cat! ;)

    I still like Mental Floss as an invention. Or maybe the Spouse Remote - They can press the buttons, but you decide if they can change the channel with your master remote. ;)
     
  15. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Glad-Press n Seel Condoms...:eek:


    I used to work in the Pet Dept. at Walmart years ago. Some other petfood products made by other companies:Heinz makes canned dog/cat food. Makes you wonder what the #57 sauce is? Doans, maker of the famous back pain pills...makes Ol' Roy Dog food![face_thinking]
     
  16. Wook

    Wook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh you DID NOT just say that...o_O [face_laugh]

    How about the automatic toilet lid closer for the gents?
     
  17. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    With 3 boys and another one on the way, we sure could use one of those lid closers in our house.
     
  18. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    DVD/BETA cassett combos...
     
  19. COS_Vader

    COS_Vader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Personally, I love the "Wrap it up" box... http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=11879
     
  20. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Nestle's Breast-quick...:oops:

    Just add 2 table spoons to that tall warm glass of milk.[face_coffee]

    Comes in three flavors:

    Choco-Soy
    Lactate free strawberry
    Caffeine free Mocha Latte Star Bucks frothy Double Fudge.[face_sick]
     
  21. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Armour All Baby Wipes.
     
  22. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jemez Springs bottled water.[face_sick]



    "Sit back and relax to a tall cold bottle of Jemez Springs water."
    Low sodium with a touch of meth residue.
    Jemez Spring bottled water...
    great taste without the nudists.
     
  23. Wook

    Wook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dude..your on a roll!!!!!!

    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_chicken]
     
  24. hairlesswookie

    hairlesswookie Jedi Master star 3

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    The Wolverine Self-Circumcision Kit.

     
  25. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Great for all occasions and holidays too! Also comes in Lady Death Strike pink...