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Discussion in 'Community' started by Zapdos, May 10, 2016.

  1. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    i want a robot that flips the duvet around when it gets too hot.

    i had more but i forgot.
     
  2. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    Maybe you need some sort of device that remembers your thoughts for you?
     
  3. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2001
    It's high time we had robots that we can fight with. That way you can test your martial arts skills and skip things like the multiple dislocated shoulders I've had. Plus, then weapons are on the table.
     
  4. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    i want a robot that flips the pillow around when it gets too hot.
     
  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I want a robot that flips the bird.

    I want a robot that flips houses.
     
  6. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 20, 2012
    I want a robot that watches Mr. Robot with me.
     
  7. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    Maybe it could have a system of symbols where each symbol stands for a particular sound, and given sound groupings are associated with individual thoughts or ideas. As long as we could unlock the code, we could remember our thoughts for years. Even after death.
     
  8. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    May 4, 2016
    I was thinking about a phone with which you could also take pictures, but I don't know how it would work. I'm just an idea person.

    I think we should be looking at more devices which could be combined in this manner. Maybe your car could come with maps already installed, for example.
     
  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    ....meh.
     
  10. Scapro Tyler

    Scapro Tyler Jedi Knight star 3

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    Oct 17, 2015
    I want a minimal paper notebook and pen....

    Oh...WAIT! ;)
     
  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Audiocons. I already hate them as much as emoticons.
     
  12. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    How about a robot that passes the butter?

     
  13. Debo

    Debo Force Ghost star 6

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    Sep 27, 2001
    There are people in the world named Rob Ott. It's better than Moe Lester I suppose, or Joe King, unless you're a comedian, in which case Joe King would be great. "King of Comedy", et cetera.

    i want a robot
    that flips the duvet around
    when it gets too hot.
    i had more but i forgot.
     
  14. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    I once knew a Chinese girl called Mai Ling, but unfortunately, she didn't work in the post room
     
  15. Darth Basin

    Darth Basin Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 15, 2015
    We need Smellavision! It's 23 years overdue.
     
  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Get to work, darth bumscreen
     
  17. slidewhistle

    slidewhistle Jedi Knight star 3

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    Jul 24, 2015
    They ought to put a strigil inside the Aquaphor cap so you could scrape the excess off your finger
     
  18. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    i just want a robot
     
  19. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    A Bic lighter that doesn't flicker when its windy.
     
  20. Darth Basin

    Darth Basin Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 15, 2015
    Thanks Darth Punky Brewster, I'll do my best!
     
  21. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Nice try Darth boob, but you've failed.

    I want an invention that invents inventions.
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Two robots at the same time.
     
  23. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    a 3-d printer that prints beer
     
  24. Darth Basin

    Darth Basin Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 15, 2015
    Put that up on Kickstart &watch the $$ flow!
     
  25. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    I want one that'll make the original version of Coca-Cola, with cocaine!

    (I've always wondered what it tasted like, so sue me....)