John Carter is a movie that I simply looked through. It started...some stuff happened...dude jumped around...some **** blew up...movie ended? Or did I watch it to the end? Or stop it before? I honestly have no recollection of anything other than that - and I would like to point out that I was sober. That's how little of an impression that movie made on me. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not saying it's good. I simply found it...very forgettable. Rarely does a movie get that kind of (non)reaction from me.