ST Is Han REALLY the Father?!?

We all saw it. Han tried to save his "son" Ben, but he was struck down by Ben err Kylo. How could Kylo kill his own father? Maybe he was not his father?

Who knows what was going on between Leia and Lando on Cloud City, maybe Lando is the true real "biological" father?

Maybe he will show up in E8 and will cut of Kylos Hand after he told hin "I am Your Father!!! ?

Possible?

 

No?

Can't tell if you're serious...

 

Amazing. You're a great speculator.

I can guarantee this will happen, since I've seen Episode 8 already. At the end Marfalump reveals himself to be Snoke btw. Spoiler.

 

Luke is the father

 

Lies!

Chewie is the father. Ben is human because wookieeness is recessive.

 

Locked in 3....2......

 

The entire point of Han's death is that he IS Ben's father. It's tragic and shows Han's profession from the money seeking scoundrel to selfless father. It's right there for the world to see.

 

The milkman did it.

 

I'm just here to get a comment in before it's locked

 

If you read this as a parody of Star Wars fan theories, it's hilarious.

 

Even if you don't!

 

OT: I'm sorry this is off-topic, but I couldn't really find a suitable place to post this question: can one be banned for creating a stupid thread?

 

I'd rather be the scoundrel than a dead selfless father. Plus, the scoundrel gets the girl.

That leaves us still not knowing about the whereabouts of Lando Calrissian. His former Co-Pilot, the Sullustan, was flying an X-Wing, but he wasn't around.

That would explain why Leia and Han did fight in the past and got divorced and Lando is not with the Rebel-errrr Resistance any more. I guess Lando did impregnate Leia, Han found out, and then Lando left off, leaving Ben angry at his Father-in-Law Han.

 

Dont.....feed....the...troll!

 

ShaneP, your theory is invalid; the milk is blue.

 

Has anyone ever considered that Lando was a general for the New Republic fleet?

 

He can't be! At least I hope not.

 

By father-in-law, i meant stepfather. Sorry. My mistake.

 

Hans in the case of baby Ben,

 

I cannot believe that Leia was such a ho

 

Luke is the father

 

That would make Han's death pointless.

 

Jabba was the father dummies, we all know he took certain...erm...liberties with his slave. he's being written into the next two don't ask me how.

 

Everything makes sense now!!!

 

I like it.