Is it just me or is sidious618 pure confusion?

I love parody threads, I really do!

 

Pure Confusion is the most valuable form of confusion.

 

But it's too expensive. I usually get 66% Confussion, 33% Chardonnay.

 

That's not really enough to get really confused.

 

Yeah, true, but see: I'm a grown up man. Pure confusion was cool when I was just a teen, but I now enjoy being just slightly confused.

Things change, my friend.

 

I suppose it is mostly a youth problem.

 

I despise confusion.

 

You should apply to be an 'Anti-Confusion Officer'.

 

This sounds like a job I could do with ease!

 

I can - genuinely - see it now.